Q: "Kyubey: would you like to make a contract? I can grant you any one wish in exchange for becoming a magical girl that fights witches. What do you say? Wanna make a contract?"
Gil: NO. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE. STAY AWAY FROM ME.
Admin: I wanna be a magical girl! *sparkle sparkle*
Gil: NOOOO
Admin: Haha just kiddin. I'm not even a girl. But I would look fab in a dress!
Gil: Please no.
~*UPDATE*~
"Kyubey: oh too bad. I already made a contract with Matt. He wanted to have babies with you."
Gil: oh SHIT why
