Q: "Have you and Matt kissed if not......... you have to!!!!!"
Gil: What?? I... uh.... *blushes*
Matt: Gil! Let's try it! We're boyfriends and we've never even kissed?
Gil: ... Um....
Matt: *Laughs* *Whispers* if you don't, I'll call my rabid deer friends to destroy your house...
Gil: What the hell, Matt. I would've done it anyway.
Matt: Woah, really? Ha! *leans in* *runs hand through Gil's hair*
Gil: *Leans in, rigid* *feels Matt's warm lips against his own* Mm...
Admin: Hey guys, whatcha doing???
Gil and Matt: *falls over*
Gil: .... that went well.