You fools

109 4 0
                                    

Q: "What was it like raising Lutz?"


Gil: Um, well, it was... interesting, to say the least. Whenever he had to take a bath, he would run away and scream at me that he wasn't dirty and that he didn't need it, all while rolling in dirt. The worst thing about raising him was all the pranks he would pull one. I got real sick of it, especially when company was over. He was a huge handful, honestly, and whenever he acted up, I would throw him out into the wilderness for the night. One night he just never came back, and I knew he had finally become his own country... so basically, it was terrible raising Lutz.

Ask 2p! PrussiaWhere stories live. Discover now