Meet the Nordics

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Q: "I dare you to spend a day with the nordics"


Gil: ??? The 2p Nordics??? Whyyyyy???

Admin: *calls Sweden, Denmark, Finland, and Norway*

Gil: I feel like we're missing someone...?

Admin: Eh, whatever.

Anyway, this is Aksel (2p Denmark), Jarle (2p Norway), Bernard (2p Sweden), and Thurston (2p Finland)!

Gil: .................

Aksel: .........................

Thurston: .................................

Jarle and Bernard: Hey guys!!!

Aksel: *sighs* Yeah, hi, I guess...

Thurston: *glares* Can I leave now?

Admin: You have all been called here for a very special reason. Someone wanted you to hang out together for an entire day. Of course, several wars could start, and death is imminent, but please try and have fun!

Gil: I still feel like we're missing someone...

Jarle: That would be Iceland! He hates being a Nordic, and we hate him, so he wasn't invited! *smiles*

Gil: ..... what the heck......

~3 hours later~

Aksel: I SAID I WOULDN'T KILL YOU, BUT THIS TIME YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!! JARLE, FETCH MY AXE!!!

Bernard: WHO DOESN'T LIKE BUNNIES?? EV'RYONE LIKES BUNNIES!!!

Thurston: WHO SET THIS FIRE??? IT'S BURNING DOWN SU-SAN'S EASY-BAKE OVEN!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!

Gil: What's going on??? What happened while I was unconscious???

Jarle: *sitting on Aksel's weapon* We should do this again sometime! *giggles*

Admin: I went out for some groceries and this is what I come back to...

Matt: Well, you were supposed to be supervising.

Gil: .....Where did you come from?

~*sudden whale noises*~

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