Gil is the Happiest 2p Country, you'll see

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Q: "Gil. I dare you to be happy, peppy, and social for a day and walk around and talk to the other 2P countries to see their reactions.

Oh, and you have to smile."


Gil: *screams* Y- you want me to be happy???

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I can't do it. 

Admin: Gil, please??? Try??? At least talk to Matt, or Flavio, or someone...

Gil: ...... fine.

*walks up to Matt* Hey, ol' buddy, ol' pal! What a wonderful day we're having! Wow, you sure do look great!

Matt: *stunned* *picks Gil up* SWEETHEART ARE YOU OKAY DO I NEED TO CALL A HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING WHO DID THIS TO YOU I'LL BEAT THEIR ASS

Gil: Put me down. I'm fine.

*walks up to Flavio* Well, hey there, Romano, how are you? I love your scarf, it's very... pink! Sunshine is a blessing, ain't it?

Flavio: *screeches and runs*

Gil: There. My job is done.

Admin: No, talk to Allen, too. 

Gil: FINE. *walks up to Allen* So, friend, that's a very fine bat you have there. The bloodied nails add a very refined touch! Have I ever told you how much I enjoy your company?

Allen: ... Gilen, we've been friends for a long time and I think I should finally tell you this... You're a fuckin' freak.

Admin: *whispers* ruuuude

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