Q: "I dare you to cosplay as Matt."
Gil: What is with everyone's obsessions with Matt lately??? We are NOT a thing!
Admin: Pfft ha ha yeah, sure....
Gil: Oh shut up. And fine, but only because it's a dare and not because I like wearing his-- uh, nevermind.
*Steals Matt's shirt* *ties hair up and puts on sunglasses*
Admin: Perfect! I think!
Gil: I look like a hillbilly from America.
*Hears the sound of someone sharpening a hockey stick*
???
Q: "Gil, go home and think about your life."
Gil: At this point, I will gladly do so... *sighs*
