Tomboo oneshots <33

Wedding..? 🌹

Background info: Imagine the video where Tommy gets married to Tubbo, but instead of Tubbo, it's Ranboo.

Ranboo POV
I was minding my own business, eating a can of frosting, watching YouTube videos, anything that doesn't involve getting up.

*doorbell sound*

Did someone ring the doorbell? But I don't wanna get up.. I groaned, then rolled out of bed. Literally. I got up, fell down the stairs a couple of times, but it's fine. I went up to the door and answered it. "Tubbo?" Why was Tubbo here? And why did he have what I think was a blindfold in his hands? "Sorry Ran.. I'm getting paid.." Huh? "Wha-" "Put this on." He showed me the blindfold.

"No. What are you doing he-"
"I knew you were gonna say that."
"Who wouldn't-"

He then proceeds to START HITTING ME WITH THE BLINDFOLD. THEN JUST PUTS IT ON. "WHAT THE HELL?!" I screamed as my wrist was grabbed. "Sorry!" Tubbo yelled as I heard a car door open, then felt myself get thrown in. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" I yelled again, hearing the car start. "IM GETTING PAID 20 DOLLARS! IM SORRY!!" Tubbo yelled back. Wait a damn minute.. WHO IS PAYING HIM?? "Where the hell are you taking me?! And can I take off the blindfold?!" I shouted. "Yes! You can take off the blindfold! But the first one, I can't answer that!" I took off the blindfold to realize this isn't Tubbo's car. IT WAS TOMMY'S???

"TUBBO, I DONT TRUST YOU DRIVING! REMEMBER WHAT IT SAID IN YOUR SONG?" Instead of a normal response, I got the response of the sus version of mask.. "I WEAR A MASK WITH A SMILE FOR HOURS AT A TIMEEEE!!" He screamed, singing along. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? YOUR GONNA CRASH THE CAR!!" I screeched, not bothering to pay attention to Tubbo's singing. "ITS FINE!! I GOT MY LICENSE BACK!!" Tubbo assured. And honestly, I don't think he's telling the truth.. "ALRIGHT WERE HERE!!" We stopped at a church. A church. Why were we at a church?? "Why a chur- AHHHH" My wrist was being dragged by Tubbo again. We stopped in a room with 2 different dresses. "What..?" Of course, I didn't get a normal response. Tubbo just held up the 2 dresses and said,

"Choose."
"Wha-"
"CHOOSE."
"ALRIGHT!! The 2nd one..?"

He then shoved the dress in front of me and stood there. He turned around, and I didn't feel like changing, so I just put it over my pajamas. Still comfy though.. "ALRIGHT YOUR DONE!! LET'S GO!!" This is the 3rd time he just started dragging me randomly, and not one of them did he apologize for. "HERE COMES THE BRIDEEE!!" screeched an excited Tubbo. Bride? What bride? Wait.. OH WAIT, IM THE BRIDE!! There stood Tommy at the entrance of the church, looking astonished. Before Tubbo could do anything else, I thought it would be funny to trip him. And what do you know? I was dragged down with him. "OH MY GOD!! HUSBAND -" Tommy ran over, only to slip on ice. "ARE YOU OK?" Tommy yelled, getting back up.

"NO! IM WEARING A DRESS AND IM GETTING MARRIED TO- Wait.. HUSBAND???" That took me a good 10 seconds to process what had just happened.. "Yes!! We're getting married!" I was a bit tooken aback.. were getting married? "IVE NEVER AGREED??" The words I screamed didn't seem to come through in Tommy's brain. Just about when I was about to say something, a very familiar voice came from behind me. "Its so good to see you!!" Wilbur. Wilbur came running up to me with a dress and heels.. "We're both very proud! Aren't we love?" Wilbur asked, then I saw QAUCKITY COME FROM BEHIND HIM WEARING A SUIT. "What..?" I had so many questions.. "What's wrong son?" SON? SON??? "Welcome to our wedding!" Tommy said while pulling me next to him. "Ive never agreed.." I mumbled. "But I know you love surprises!! So this is your suprise!!" Tommy screeched in his enthusiastic tone.

"I HATE THIS SU-" Before I could say anything else, Tommy ran in the church while Wilbur did the holding elbow thing with his arm. "You're doing great!!" Wilbur said turning to me. "I.. I don't know what to say.." I stated, but it didn't seem to bother Wilbur.

Speeches:

"Alright! Where do I start?" Qauckiy exclaimed, please don't even start.. "Tommy! I like your money! Would be useful if I went out and started gambling!" This is worse than that one time I tried running for class president. "But lay a finger on my son and I will murder y-" Qauckity was cut off by Wilbur grabbing his wrist and pulling him off the podium.  "I'd like to call the other father in the building!" Wilbur yelled, sitting Qauckity down. And the father.. the father was just Jack with a wig and glasses.. he needed the wig tho-
* Whatever Jack said in the video* "I'd like to sing a musical number for you! I dont wanna set the wor- I-" Soon being dragged to the seats by Tubbo and Wilbur. "How about the bride say something?" Someone called out. I think that someone was Tubbo though.. I went up to the podium and started talking. "I.. I never even agreed.. Tommy, I love you, but.. why..?" After I said that, Qauckity and Wilbur started laughing. "Why..? Why are you laughing..?" I asked, not processing anything around me.

"Because you're so nervous, so you're so confused!" Qauckity explained. "Sure.. That's part of it.."

Cake:
I was dragged by the wrist again, but this time, Tommy was dragging me, and  he was much more gentle than Tubbo.. "Alright! Here we are!" Tommy took me to a room with a table, a couple of windows, a box on the table, and that's pretty much it. "Unbox it!" Tommy said, dragging me over to the box. I took off the box to see OUR MINECRAFT SKINS ON THE CAKE. "Oh my god.." I mumbled. Tommy picked up our skins, and before be did anything else, I SLAPPED THEM RIGHT OUT OF HIS HANDS. Then, I stomped on both of them. It was lovely. "What the he-" Tubbo started, I grabbed his wrist and shoved his face RIGHT IN THE CAKE. "HOLY SHIT!" Qauckity laughed while Wilbur and Tommy ran over to see if Tubbo was ok. Every second of that was amazing.

Horses!:
I was finally led to outside. Is this wedding finally over..? "Horse! Horse! Whores! Whores!" Why was everyone chanting whores..? I turn to look infront of me, and there they were. A carriage with horses.. Atleast the horses were cute, though! "You make me wanna commit arson." I said, turning to Tommy who just laughed and put his arm around my shoulder. "Alright! Goodbye everyone!" Tommy yelled, waving them off while we both got in the carriage. "Vojuah!" Everyone yelled back. What the hell did vojuah mean?
"Your so lucky I love you, if I didn't the church would be in flames."
"Don't worry Ran, I love you too."

(Sorry for all the mistakes this was rushed 😭)