Tomboo oneshots <33

A clumsy knight 🌹

3rd person POV
It was a normal day in the Minecraft kingdom- "WILBUR! WHERES MY NICE SWORD??" And Techno is about to kill someone.. "I DONT KNOW! YOU LEAVE THEM IN THE MOST RANDOM PLACES!" Wilbur yelled back as Techno stormed up to his room. "THATS MY SWORD! RIGHT IN THE CORNER!" Techno screeched. "NO ITS NO- Oh.. It is.." Wilbur realised as soon as he sat the initials. It was WM it was TM. "You stole it from me!" Techno yelled as he took the sword. Wilbur gasped. "Did not! I'm not a commoner!" That's when Tommy entered the room.

"HEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" Tommy shouted once he entered the room. "Nothin' now go pick out your gaurd or knight. Whatever you wanna call them." Techno ruffled Tommy's hair. "What..?" Techno and Wilbur groaned once they heard those words escape from Tommy's mouth. "You forgot, didn't you?" Tommy tilted his head in confusion. "Forget what? I already have a knight, Molly!" Ah yes, Molly, Tommy's best friend and personal knight. "Oh, you mean the one who's been thinking of quitting to work as an art teacher?" That one wasn't a lie. "Oh, c'mon!" Tommy screamed.

"Shut up, go to Phil. He should be waiting for you in the main room." Tommy sighed and went down the stairs, also saying hi to a couple of people on the way. "Hey Niki!" Tommy said joyfully to the maid. "Hey Tommy!" She smiled as Tommy ran down the stairs. And into the main room he went. "Hey Phil!" Phil smiled as he sat the appearance of his son. "Hello, Tommy. Come on, let's go." Tommy followed Phil into the courtyard, where he met about 5 different people with armor on. "Tommy, these are the people trying out to be your person gaurds."

Tommy scanned the 5 people before him. The first guy in line was a brunette, around the height of Techno, Hazel eyes, and with a serious face. He was pushing everyone. Yeah, no. The second person in line had purple long hair that was tied into a half up do, I think. And had very noticeable makeup on. Tommy didn't really like the fact that she was literally pushing everyone. The first person on the right was also a girl, with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes, also pushing everyone. She was off the list.

The second person to the right was a guy, brown hair, and looked like he could be first guy's brother. No. He was also pushing everyone. Then, finally, the guy in the middle. VERY fluffy dirty blonde hair along with blue eyes, he also had a mask on. Tommy recognized this guy. They made eye contact a couple of days ago and that this particular guy saved a cat from a tree. Their name was Ranboo. Tommy knew that for a fact. And Ranboo was actually doing something right. He wasn't pushing anyone- OOP- "OW!" Ranboo screamed, looked like somebody pushed a little too hard, making Ranboo fall..

And no, Ranboo wasn't tall like everyone else. He was average height, standing around 5'10. While everyone else was 6'2 and above. Phil cleared his throat, catching everyone's attention. Everyone stopped pushing and stood up straight while saluting. Ranboo looked at everyone and stood up and did what everyone else did. "Prince Tommy will be choosing his knight. Please grab a wooden sword and partner up with someone so we can know how exactly good you are at this. (I have no idea how this shit works)" Everyone did as Phil said, they grabbed a sword.

The first pair was the girl with platinum hair and the first brunette guy. "State your name." Tommy said, trying to sound ✨️fancy✨️. "My name is Amelia Long." The girl smiled. "My name is Pat Myaz." The other guy said. "Alright. You guys ready?" Tommy asked the pair as they nodded their head. "En gaurde!" Tommy declared as the 2 fought. Pat easily won in the span of like- 10 seconds. "It was nice having you here. Please leave the armor and sword right over there." Tommy pointed to some random place, and Amielia left everything over there.

"Name?" Tommy asked once again. "Ben Dover." Ben spoke as he met face to face with Pat. Alright. I can't do this shit anymore. Pat kept on winning every fight, and now it's Ranboo's turn. "Name?" Ranboo wanted to back out the moment he made eye contact with Tommy.. Again. Breaking eye contact immideatly and looking down at their shoes, Ranboo muttered, "Ranboo Ender.." Ranboo just wanted to give up right then and there, he was literally only doing this for their brother. "En gaurde!" Ranboo didn't even notice, but he got kicked in the stomach literally immideatly, but it wasn't bad enough to the point he was on the ground.

Ranboo, whatsoever, didn't like that, so he ended up TACKLING Pat to the ground and just started punch him repeatedly. "TAP OUT! TAP THE FUCK OUT!" Ranboo literally had to get pulled off Pat. "Well.." Ranboo was partly sad that he wouldn't get the job because he needed the money, but mostly relieved because he could not be a gaurd. "Pat, it was nice having you here, Prince Tommy decided to choose Ranboo." Pat bowed to Ranboo and left the armor and sword. Ranboo stood there, eyes wide.

"M-me? I-I got the position..?" Ranboo pointed to themself as Tommy nodded while smiling. "You start tomorrow, be here by 12:00, Tommy have a meeting with the other kingdoms." "Do I.. Do I keep the armor..?" "Leave the sword, keep the armor." Ranboo nodded and left the kingdom.

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"Hey! I'm back!" Ranboo had a whole ass suit of armor in their hands. "Why do you have a whole set of armor..?" Tiffany, Ranboo's sister, asked. "Oh. I was accepted." Tiffany tilted her head in confusion as Matthew, Ranboo's brother, came from the kitchen. "Accepted as what?" Matthew asked. "A knight. Prince Tommy's gaurd, to be specific." Matthew's and Tiffany's eyes widened.

"BITCH WHAT."

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Should I do a part 2 of this?? I'm trying to get as many chapters out as possible because I'm leaving for a trip in 3 days