Tomboo oneshots <33

Halloween Special!

I know it's not Halloween.

But there's different time zones.
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"Ughhhhhh.." Tommy groaned, dreading for this time.

It was 5:00 in the afternoon.

When those damn trick or treaters came.

"Tommy, it isn't even that bad." Ranboo claimed.

Tommy hated Halloween.

The only good part was the candy.

That explains why he bought himself a bag of 50 pieces of candy.

Although he hated Halloween more than thanks giving.

He hated the stupid decorations about how people would claim they were 'Scary', the stupid pumpkins people claimed were decorations, those basic fucking costumes you would always see more than 5 times, and those stupid ass fake blood bitches who would spill all of it everywhere.

"Yes, it is!" He shouted back while rolling around on the couch.

"Tommy.." Ranboo sighed.

The doorbell.

"UGHHHH!!" Tommy shouted.

"Shut up, you're gonna scare them away." Ranboo said before grabbing the bowl of candy and walking towards the door.

"Trick or treat!" The kid wearing an Elsa costume said with a grin.

The kid was about 4 or 5, and it was clear that she did her own eye shadow.

"Hi! You're so cute!" Ranboo said with a friendly smile as Tommy came walking towards Ranboo.

"Ok, so I have Twix, Snickers, and KitKats. Which one would you like?" Ranboo asked, letting the kid choose.

"The hell are you?" Tommy asked, nothing but pure hatred filling his voice.

"Tommy!" Ranboo whisper-shouted.

"I-Im Elsa.." The kid answered, a bit scared now.

"Well, you look like the cookie monster if he was an alcoholic and got hit by a bus 20 times." Tommy pointed out.

That was the final straw.

The kid ended up bursting crying, practically loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.

The kid ended up leaving with Ranboo staring at Tommy angrily.

"What the hell was that?!" Ranboo shouted as he closed the door.

"What?! It's true!" Tommy quickly defended himself.

Ranboo groaned.

"Cmon! Be nice to the kids!"

"No! It's not my fault they show up in basic ass costumes!"

*doorbell*

"Go get that." Ranboo practically demanded.

"No!" Tommy was quick to say.

"If you don't, you're sleeping on the couch, no cuddles, AND I WILL SEND YOU OVER TO MATTHEW."

Tommy quickly went to go get the bucket of candy, knowing that Matthew doesn't like him one slightest bit, and ran towards the door.

"Trick or treat!"

The kid was about 7.

And that 7 year old dressed up as Skibbidi toilet.

"EW-" Tommy immideatly yelled out, pretending he didn't do that.

"Oh..! What might you be..?" Tommy asked, pretending to be nice.

"Skibbidi toilet!" The kid says with a stupid grin.

Tommy tries to smile as he puts a KitKat in his basket.

"Tommy, what's going o- EW- I mean- What a lovely costume..!" Ranboo tries to smile but fails miserably.

"Thank you!" The kid says before walking off.

"That was disgusting." Ranboo says instantly.

"Right?" Tommy shoots back.

"Pizza?"

"Always."