Tomboo oneshots <33

WHO TF CARES? ❓️

Background info:

Ranboo got out of a breakup

Drinking problems away.

Ranboo POV
I sat down in the corner of the living room at a party. Blaring lights, blasting music, alcohol all over the floor, and people making out. "Hey Ran!" I look up to see Bill, the host of the party. "Are you ok? You know, you can always come to me about anything!" Bill asked, getting down to my level. "Eh. I don't know.. Streaming, generation loss, I have to get Ranboo bakes a cake 2 soon, I just got out of a break up.. I feel really.. Empty.. And tired.." I sighed. Bill frowned, "It's alright! Do things at your own pace. It doesn't matter if your fans don't get it."

Bill put a hand on my shoulder, "Yeah.. But I've been telling them I would get everything out soon, and.. It feels like I'm losing my damn mind.." I mumbled. "Hey, if it makes you feel any better, there's people out there who only post like, once every 6 months. Like I said, take your time." He paused and got up. "Freddie is making drinks with alcohol. He's just by the island if you want a drink." Saying that, he got up and left. Drinks.. Wilbur said it helps with problems.. Fuck being the friend who helps people with hang overs.

I got up and met Freddie. "Heya Ranboo!" Freddie said joyfully, "If you're here to say hi, I'm kinda busy making drinks." He passed down a shot of I think.. Vodka.. To someone. "Actually.. I'm here for a drink." He kinda.. froze. "I'm sorry.." He laughed. Then he looked up at me. "Oh. Your.. You're serious..?" I nodded, and after a couple of seconds, he went back to normal. "Uhm- what would you like?" He asked. "I don't know.. Just give me what I think I would like." I shrugged. "Alright!" He then turns to just make the drink.

I sigh and go on my phone. People around me are just dancing and everything.. I don't know where Tommy went because he went somewhere with Wilbur or something.. And I have no idea where Tubbo is. Aimsey was sick, so she didn't come. And.. Bill.. Forgot where he went. "Hey! Ran," Freddie was holding a shot glass and passed it down to me. I drank it, and Holy shit. It was the best thing I've ever tasted. "Hey," I started. "Yeah?" Freddie responded. "Can I get some more of whatever you made me?"

3rd person POV
Ranboo was now drunk. He had about 6 shots, and now he's just drinking their heart out. Bill noticed and asked, "Hey.. Are you ok...?" Knowing that their friend was probably drunk. And you know what Ranboo responded with? Stop guessing. He said, "Go bAcK to gRowINg yoUr hAiR, WHoRe!" Yeah.. Bill is gonna be screaming his guts out when Ranboo is done with their hangover. Now, Ranboo is just busting it down in the middle of the living room, where everyone formed a circle around the guy to watch them dance. "Hey!" Some guy came up to Ranboo in front of everyone.

"HeY!" Ranboo responded. "Can I get your number?" Ranboo wasn't thinking straight since they were drunk, but made the right option. "No, SoRrY!" Then the motherfucker who asked for their number, proceeds to grab their hips. Ranboo's drunk little soul doesn't know how to react, but he did have 3 options. The 3 options were:

A: Kiss the guy and hit it off with him

B: Tell him to fuck off and punch him

C: Be a fucking whore and have the best time of their life by getting people's phone numbers, wallets, and experience what it's like to have fun again.

Ranboo chose the 3rd option. They kissed the guy. Right in front of the crowd. "YoU stiLL waNt mY nUmBeR?" Ranboo asked, wrapping their arms around the guy's neck. "Yeah! Anyway, I'm Alan. Nice to meet you!" "RanBoO!" The 2 exchanged numbers, and soon enough half of the party was in the living room, dancing their hearts out. Ranboo also ended up getting a few wallets and maybe a bit of cash for hooking up with people..

But. 3 hours later. It's 12 AM, party ends at 3, and Ranboo is still drinking. And that's when Tommy find them. "Ranboo! Holy shit! There you are! I was so fucking worried! Bill said you were drinking, and so did Freddie, so I immediately started looking for you!" Tommy said in a worried tone. "Ok? So wHaT?! Who tHe fUcK cAreS tHesE dAyS?!" Ranboo yelled while drinking their 10th shot glass. Somehow, he was still alive. "What?! What the hell do you mean?!" Tommy shouted. "TOMMY! WERE STREAMERS!" Confusion struck Tommy.

"What?" Tommy asked in the same worried tone. "DuDe! NoBodY CaREs whAt wE fEeL! I'm tiReD of bEiNG the rOLe moDel friEnD wHo fOrGot wHaT it's liKe To hAVe fUn!" Tommy was still confused. "Ranboo! What do you mean?! Im worried for you!" "So?! WhO tHe fUcK cArES?! WeRe stReaMerS! NoBoDY cArEs what we fEEL As loNg aS wE lOOk prEttY in frOnt Of a cAmERa!" Ranboo giggled. "Oh.. Ranboo.." Tommy pulled the giggling drunk in a hug. "That's not true.. Theres so many people looking out for you out there.." Tommy whispered in their ear. "WhAt THe heLL dO yOU MeaN?!" Ranboo paused

"WhEre wAs evErYonE whEn I goT ouT oF a BreAkUp 2 dAyS aGo?? HuH??" Ranboo snapped back. "ThAtS riGhT! GoNe! BeCauSe iM liTTLe Mr. PerFecT oR sOme ShIt iN a DuMbAsS mAsK oF hAppInEss!" Ranboo giggled as he clung onto Tommy for support. Tommy stayed silent. Until he finally opened his mouth. "Cmon. We're going home." "WaIt bUt I jUsT hoOkEd uP wiTh thIs guY nAmEd DaMiEn foR liKe- 70 buCks!" Ranboo mentioned as Tommy dragged them into his car. "It's alright, Ranboo.. You're drunk, and you're not thinking straight.." Tommy mumbled as he buckled Ranboo's seat belt for them.

Tommy drove Ramboo back to their house, managing to find the spare key, finding their room, and tucking them in. "Alright.. Night, Ranboo.." Tommy said, about to leave their room until Ranboo grabbed his wrist. "WaIt.. pLeaSe doN't LeAvE mE.." Tommy sighed and sat down on Ranboo's office chair. Ranboo's giggling was the only thing that filled the room. Soon enough, Ranboo fell asleep. Tommy got up and checked the time, 12:45. "Night Ranboo.. I love you. I wish you knew that.." Tommy kissed Ranboo's cheek and left. Soon, he fell asleep as soon as he laid down. Then, waking up to a message from Ranboo.

Gayboo 🏳️‍🌈💅

Wth happened last night..?

Nothing
Just get some painkillers and drink some water