Tomboo oneshots <33

boyfriend problems 🌹

Background info: Everyone is in high school. Recently, Techno and Oliver 1 year anniversary came. The Minecraft's are happy for them, everyone is! But that's when Techno has to meet Oliver's parents, and he is terrified due to how all Oliver's exes described them. Well, I mean.. Oliver is Asian after all..

3rd person POV
Techno was at lunch, nothing out the usual. He was just eating in the same field he always eats at. That's until Tommy, Ranboo, Wilbur, and Oliver came. "Hey! Happy 1 year anniversary, by the way!" Ranboo said as he sat down with Techno. "Awh! Thank you!" Oliver responded while sitting down with Techno. "So.. When are you gonna meet his parents?" Wilbur asked, also sitting down. Wilbur and Tommy, being the protective brothers they are, don't like Oliver, despite knowing him for a year now. "Parents..?" Techno's bones shook hearing those words. Oliver's parents.. Everyone said their terrifying. They really only like Dream, and that's because they have known him for about 2 years now.

Even though Techno is a straight A student, in honors, head of the student council. Despite Oliver already telling his parents that he has a boyfriend but they've never met Techno, Techno's petrified. "Yeah, when are you gonna meet his parents? Oliver already knows us!" Tommy pointed out. It was easier for him, Tommy was always very loud and never really kept secrets. He was always very nice! "Yeah! Techno, you could meet them today or tomorrow! Whenever you want!" Techno smiled softly at Oliver's words. Even though Techno wanted to cry because of how scared he was, he still smiled and said, "Alright, I'll come tomorrow at around 7." Regretting what he said instantly, Oliver grinned.

Techno was on the verge of passing out. He needed a plan of how not to be scared and FAST. Well, he was 2 years older than Tommy.. Uh.. Nothing happened. "Oh! Maybe they can come to my concert on Friday! It's at 6:30! Just so they can know me a little better!" Techno, again, regretting what he said instantly. Obviously, he wanted Oliver to be there. He literally got a solo! And it was on the violin, one of the hardest instruments to play! But not Oliver's parents. "Yeah! Of course!" Techno hated that answer, so damn much.

"Alright! We're also gonna be there! See ya there!" Tommy said happily. Alright.. The concert was in 4 days.. That gives Techno time to think of a plan.

At home..

Techno barged into Tommy's room with Ranboo in it. "I NEED HELP!!" Techno complained, and there was.. mascara marks..? On his face..? "Why?! What happened?!" Tommy asked in a worried tone. Techno grabbed Tommy's pillow and started crying in it. "IM TERRIFIED TO MEET OLIVER'S PARENTS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS THEIR TERRIFYING!!" Techno's muffled voice screamed. "There, there Techno.. Don't stain my pillow.." Tommy mumbled as he took his pillow back, and Techno cried on his shoulder. "Well.. It's obvious Tommy sucks at this.. What can we do to help..?" Ranboo asked Techno. "How did Tommy even meet your parents..?" Techno cried out. "It's bold of you to think he even met my parents." Ranboo shrugged. "What..?" Techno stopped crying and looked up confused. "My parents are shit bags. Why do you think I always stay at Tiffany's and Matthew's apartment?" In case you didn't know, Tiffany and Matthew are Ranboo's siblings.

That's when Techno's eyes widened. "OH MY GOD!!" He yelled, making the 2 jump. "What?!" The 2 screamed back.

Tomorrow at 7..

Welcome to the Haung household! Oliver told his parents that Techno was coming over, so they were all waiting in the living room. That's when they heard the doorbell ring. Oliver's mom got up and went to answer it, and Oliver's dad and Oliver himself also got up to the door. "Hello, Mr and Mrs. Haung!" That voice.. it wasn't as deep as Techno's..  and the hair.. It wasn't pink like Techno's.. OH MY GOD. IT'S RANBOO WITH A BOX FULL OF ORANGES. "Hello dear! Come in! Come in! Take those to the island in the kitchen!" Oliver's mom said sweetly. As soon as Oliver's parents left, Ranboo took their shoes off. "Ranboo?! What are you doing here?! Techno is supposed to be here!" Oliver whispered to the other. "Look.. Techno backed out and paid me." Ranboo wasn't even wearing fancy clothes, and honestly, I dont blame them. Instead, they went with more of a comfy look. But still presentable. They were wearing jean shorts with tights and a black cropped jacket with a white shirt underneath.

"What did he pay you?!" Oliver asked. "10 boxes of fruit roll ups and 5 bags of chips.." Ranboo laughed awkwardly. "You didn't even bother to dress like him?!" Oliver was quite worried. What is he gonna do when him and his parents go to the concert? "Oh shut it! I'm close enough! I'm American, have pale skin, and have straight A's!" Ranboo snapped back and carried the oranges to the island. "Does Tommy know about this?" Oliver asked Ranboo behind the island. "Yeah! He's cool with it!" Ranboo responded calmly. "Oh my god- Alright, just do what I do.." Oliver said while sighing. Oliver walked over to the table and pulled out the chair for Ranboo. Ranboo thanked him quietly and sat down. "So, Technoblade, right?" Oliver's dad asked. "Yeah! Although, people call me Techno!" At least that's one thing that's actually the truth..

"Ah! So Techno, do you play any instruments?" Ranboo smiled softly, "Yeah! I play the violin!" Oliver's dad was happy with the response. Well, I mean, he's in an Asian household. Of course their gonna be happy. "What do you wanna be when you get older?" Ranboo knew the right answer to this, but Techno doesn't wanna be this when he's older. "A surgeon!" Yes. Something on the medical field. That's how you please an asian parent. Questions kept on piling through, and throughout the night, Ranboo was getting annoyed, and Oliver could see that. "Dad.. Maybe not ask so many questions." Oliver said, worried that Ranboo might lose their mind. In the end, Ranboo thanked everyone for having them and left. And Oliver ended up giving Techno one message.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

At the concert..

It's been about 3 days since Ranboo met Oliver's parents instead of Techno. And now it's the concert! They were in the MPR, and Oliver's parents noticed something while the orchestra players were playing. "Oliver.. Isn't that your boyfriend?" Oliver's mom asked and pointed at Ranboo. Ranboo was with Tommy, and Tommy had his arm wrapped around Ranboo's shoulder, and Ranboo had their head on Tommy's shoulder. And you could tell Ranboo and Tommy are deeply in love, even if you're on the other side of the room. Which Oliver and Oliver's parents were. "Yeah.. I gotta tell you something.." Oliver started. "That isn't my boyfriend. That's my boyfriend's brother's boyfriend." Oliver's parents dropped hearing that.

"Then who is your boyfriend?!" Oliver's mom asked. "The one with pink long hair, piglin hybrid, and red eyes." Oliver pointed at the real Techno. "First seat.." Oliver's mom mumbled. That's when Techno's solo came. And Holy shit. It was amazing. And that's how the song ended. Techno, playing an amazing solo. Everyone clapped, and Techno got up and ran to Oliver. "You did it!" Oliver said while giving Techno a hug. "Yeah.. I did.." Oliver kisses Techno passionately and pulls away, smiling. "Techno, meet my parents." Techno's eyes widened as he saw Oliver's parents. "Uh.. Hi Mr and Mrs. Haung.." Techno laughed nervously. "Nice to meet you, dear!" Techno felt himself being hugged by both parents.

"Welcome to the family!"