Tomboo oneshots <33

The Harpers ❓️

Restaurant  AU

More of a Tubbo x OC thing

Also it's Bistro Huddy.
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"Oh! Devon, you got the Harpers." Molly called out from the host stand.

"What?!" Devon says out of annoyance, "I thought they only come in on Thursdays!"

"Apperantly, they're going on a trip tomorrow, and they want to go here before it." Molly shrugged.

Devon lets out an annoyed groan before going to the back where all the waiters stay to use their phone, actually get food to run, or just sitting there and messing around.

"What's up with you?" Ranboo asks as they continue to scroll on their phone.

"I got the Harpers." Devon returned with a sigh.

"Ew.."
"You're joking.."
"I hate those bitches."
"Eugh.."

The other 4 servers let out groans of annoyance as Devon sits there.

"Don't forget the extra onions on his burger he never eats." Ranboo laughs as he finally puts away their phone.

"The Harpers?! Please don't let them see me!" Aimsey proceeded to run away in an instant.

"Those bitches yelled at him last time since he forgot her extra parmesan on her pasta." Tommy said with an eyeroll.

"Tubbo, why don't you ever get them?!" Devon asks, dreading to even look at the Harpers.

"Pfft-" Tubbo laughed, "They called Phil and told him they never wanted me to serve them ever again."

"What happened?" Tommy asks with a chuckle.

"So-" Tubbo was interrupted by Phil coming into the room.

"He yelled at them because they brought out a medium rare steak instead of well done since Tubbo thought he said medium rare. Tubbo told the 2 they were in time out and then proceeded to ignore their table for 20 minutes."

Ranboo burst out into laughter as he high-fived the other.

"They fucked around and found out." Tubbo said between laughs.

"The stupid part is that they're actually really nice most of the time!" Devon remarked.

"That's EXACTLY why I hate them, though!" Ranboo returned, "They act all nice, n' shit! They show you vacation photos, act like you're their child or some stupid shit! Then when you mess up- BOOM! Suddenly, you're an asshole!"

"Devon," Phil sighed, "Can you please get over there?"

Devon sighs, "Alright.."

With that, Devon walks away to get the 2 waters they always order along with the burgers and steaks.

"Oh! Devon!" Mrs. Harper says with a smile.

"Hello, Mr and Mrs. Harper.." Devon says with a more forced smile.

"Come 'ere. Look at this fish I caught a couple of days ago." Mr. Harper proceeded to show Devon a picture of him and a pretty big fish.

"Ohhh.." Devon says with a forced voice, "Wow.."

"He doesn't care about that." Mrs. Harper scoffed, "Do you, sweetie?"

"I mean, it's impressive.." Devon muttered, trying to keep the smile on his face."

"None footer. Look at this angle." Mr. Harpers showed Devon a couple of more photos as be stood there awkwardly.

"Your hair is so nice. Did you use new products?" Mrs. Harper says out of nowhere.

"Oh- no.." Devon returned as the 2 take a bite out of their food.

"NO! No, no, no. This is NOT medium rare!" Mrs. Harper shouted, "I wanted it with mashed potatoes too! This is all wrong!"

"My burger has no extra onions on it, I always order extra fucking onions, you bitch!" Mr. Harper yelled.

"I'll get you- I'm so sorry-" Devon tries to say, only to be interrupted by the 2 voices at the same time.

"Take this back and fucking fix it! We spend so much money here, and you can't even get our order right!" Mr. Harper shouted, his face practically turning red.

"You would think! You would think!" Mrs. Harper repeated.

"Y-yeah-" Devon proceeded to break out into tears as he ran into the back.

"I HATE THEM! I HATE THEM!" Devon yelled as he ran to Tubbo.

"Devs-" Tubbo says as he proceeds to hug the other, "What happened?!"

Devon pulled away with sniffles, "I-I forgot her mashed potatoes with her steak, I also got her a well done steak- and his extra onions- I-I forgot his extra onions..!"

Devon was crying into the other's shoulder.

"That's fuckin-" Ranboo was held back by Tommy before he was able to unleash hell on the Harpers.

"Calm down, love.." Tommy muttered.

Tommy turned to Phil, his eyes pointing to everyone in the room.

Phil proceeded to sigh before going out and to the Harpers.

"Well, sorry, Mr and Mrs. Harper, but we can't serve you anymore." Phil said as he put his hands together.

"What?"
"Excuse me?"

The 2 said at the same time.

"Well, I'm out of servers." Phil says with no regrets, "You won't let Tubbo serve ya, Ranboo will quit if I made them serve ya, Aimsey is terrified of ya, Tommy just hates ya in general, and ya just made Devon cry. So I'm just out of options in general."

The servers watch from the room, their jaws dropped or just smiling.

"Is this a joke?!" Mrs. Harper scoffs.

"Bring the cry baby back, I'll apologize." Mr. Harper said with annoyance filling his voice.

"Nope! We're done here. I'll take care of the meal, but you gotta go." Phil chuckled.

"GET THEM OUT!" Ranboo shouted with a grin.

"WOO!" Tommy followed up with the same grin, high firing the other.

"Get out!" Tubbo laughed.

"You heard them."