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Oliver's uncle ❓️

3rd person POV
Everything was going great in the household of Techno and Oliver! The birds were singing, the sun was shining, Techno was stuffing his face with some a bunch of random chips he found, and Techno was watching his daily dose of young Sheldon. Everything was great until Oliver said something that literally shook the Techno's whole world. "Hey, uh.. Darling?" Oliver said quietly. "Yeah? What's up?" Techno asked. "Uhm.. My uncle.." Oliver's voice trailed off. "Oh! Is he dead? Thank God if he's dea-" Techno was cut off. "He's coming over for dinner." Techno choked on the chips he was eating.

"IM SORRY. WHAT?" Techno yelled. "He's coming over.. He asked if he could come over, I said no, and for some reason, he said he's still coming." Techno let put a groan. "Why is he even asking? He hasn't talked to you, in what? 8 years? We're 22, for God's sake." Techno complained as he hung upside down from the couch. "He found my Instagram and Facebook. He literally said he would doxx me if I didn't let him come over." Oliver also complained. "Ew. Black mailing? Disgusting. Absolutely horrid." Techno pointed out. That's when an idea struck Oliver.

"Hey! What about we invite a couple of other people to our dinner? Like, what about your brothers?" Oliver explained with a smile. "Alright.. That could be a little better.." Techno was considering it. Good. "Do you want me to call 'em right now?" Oliver asked. "Yeah, you can do that. I'm gonna continue watching an american who happens to be smart." Techno unpaused the TV and started watching, while Oliver started to call Tommy, Ranboo, Wilbur, and Quackity. "Hey! Do you guys wanna come over to dinner?" "What's the catch?" Silence. "My uncle's coming." "Oh, alright, what time?"

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Ranboo sat down at the dinner table, then went on their phone. "Hey there!" Ranboo looked up who looked like Oliver's uncle. "Hey! How are you?" Ranboo asked politely. "I'm doing good! What's your name? I'm Uncle Ben. You can call me Ben, though." He didn't seem too bad to Ranboo. "I'm Ranboo!" Ben took a seat in front of Ranboo, so they were facing each other. "So, you dating anybody?" Alright, he got straight to the point.. "Tommy." Ranboo seemed to be a bit uncomfortable knowing that he just met the guy, and he was already asking about their love life, but didn't say anything.

"Tommy? But that's.. That's a boy's name." Oh.. The guy didn't catch on. "That's because he is a boy." Ben scoffed and left the table, leaving Ranboo just cringing. Then Ben decided to talk to Oliver and Techno. "Hey Olive! Give me a hug!" Oliver turned the hug down just by staring at him. "Alright.. So, what grade are you in?" Ben asked. "13th. (1 year into college if that didn't make sense)" Oliver said blandly. "13th?! Are you sure you aren't in 7th?" Ben asked. He was actually serious. For some reason..?

"Yeah.. I'm in college.. I'm just studying how to become a doctor.." Oliver mumbled the last part. "Did ya get out of your phase yet?" Just in case you didn't know, Oliver is omnisexual with a preference of boys. And Ben, he's your stereotypical white guy, homophobic, racist, and misogynistic. Yeah. Wonder how this will go. "Phase?" Oliver recalled while Techno cringed. "Yeah! About you liking.. You know.. Boys?" Techno bit the inside of his cheek so he wouldn't unleash hell on Ben. "No. I'm actually engaged." That did calm Techno down, only a little, though. "Who's the lucky lady?"

Oh no.. "I'm on the verge." Techno whispered to Oliver. "Pantry." Oliver whispered back as Techno went inside the pantry. "There's no lady. It's a guy." Ben scoffed. "Ugh! Kids these days.." Ben muttered under his breath. Oliver was also on the verge, but his sister bet him about 20 dollars that he couldn't stand Ben for about an hour. Ben was here for about 15 minutes, meaning he had 45 minutes left until he could win those sweet 20 dollars. "Uhm.." Oliver's voice trailed off as the oven went off. "Oh! Dinner's ready!" Oliver took out what Techno had made, lasagna.

Techno left the pantry and soon sat down at the table with his fiancé, his brothers, and his brothers' lovers. The food was set down, and everyone grabbed a slice. "Wait!" Ben yelled before anyone could even touch their food. "Aren't we gonna pray?!" Oh.. Oh god no.. "A lot of us are actually atheists.." Wilbur spoke up. "Why?" Oh. My. God. "Sorry.. Come again?" Wilbur responded. "Why are you an atheist? And you 2!" Ben pointed at Wilbur and Quackity. "Take your beanie off!" He shouted. "I'm on the verge. I'm on the goddamn verge." Ranboo told Tommy.

"Don't worry." Tommy replied simply. "Why do we need to take them off?" Quackity asked. "It's disrespectful!" Ben screeched. Wilbur and Quackity stared at each other but did take them off. "Do any of you have girlfriends?" Alright.. Straight to the point. Oliver gave him a deathstare while Techno's hand just clenched into a fist. "We all have boyfriends." Quackity replied. "THAT'S A SIN!" Ben just shouted instantly. Wilbur turned to Quackity. "Honey, my purse." Quackity handed Wilbur a goddamn coach bag. Then Wilbur proceeded to put both their beanies in. And hell no, I'm not done yet.

He proceeded to take out a rainbow pride flag, like the ones you see at parades. Then he started chasing Ben with it. "HOMOSEXUALITY BITCH! DOES MY HOMOSEXUALITY SCARE YOU??" Wilbur screamed as Ben ran back to his car. Wilbur entered the house again. "Carry on." Wilbur said normally. Everyone just seemed to shake it off and continue eating.

Goddamn..