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syndicate meetings 🌹

Just an FYI, I have no idea what DND is about.

3rd Person POV
Tommy was doing whatever on the ground until he heard the doorbell. He got up and was about to answer it, but the door was swung open by using the spare key. You know who opened it? Stop guessing. It's Techno. "Techno? Why are you here?" Tommy glanced at.. I think it's called.. a gym bag..? That Techno was holding. "Hey loser! Syndicate meeting! Move!" Techno said joyfully, shoving Tommy out the way. "Hey Tommy!" Oh, the rest of the syndicate besides Ranboo. "Hey Niki and Phil!" Tommy called back as Phil and Niki went in the basement where all syndicate meetings were held.

"Wait!" Tommy shouted after Phil and Niki. "Yeah? What'd you need, mate?" Phil asked, turning to face the child. "What do you guys even do in syndicate meetings..?" Niki and Phil's eyes widened. "Sorry, Tommy.. You're not allowed to know.." The 2 walked away as Tommy stood there. In the syndicate's eyes, this was fair. But in Tommy's, COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Tommy sighed, not wanting to interrupt his boyfriend's meeting, and just decided to turn on some netflix. Even though the words: 'Go in the basement.. See what's happening..' stayed in his head, he was determined not to interrupt Ranboo's meeting.

Well, I mean, what's the worst that's going down there? Their probably talking about political problems, trauma bonding over a glass of wine, talking shit about people, doing whatever. That's when Bill just barged in the house. "WHERES RANBOO? THIS IS URGENT." Bill screamed as if this was the last day on earth. "Syndicate meeting. No one is allowed in there besides syndicate members." Tommy responded blandly. "Oh. Where are they held?" Bill asked.

"Basement, why?" Bill gave Tommy that one stare. "Oh. No. NONONONO. You're not gonna ruin their meeting. That's final." Tommy said it in that angry mom tone. All of a sudden, Bill was running towards the basement door. "BILL! NO!" Tommy yelled, running after the ravenette. The sign on the basement door said,

'NO NERDS BEYOND THIS POINT (everyone else that's not in syndicate)
SYNDICATE MEMBERS ONLY!!'

It was clear Techno wrote it. You could tell from miles away. Bill stared at the door knob, then at Tommy. "If your gonna do it, do it quietly, dickhead." Was all Tommy said. "Yay!!" Bill shrieked quietly. Bill slowly opened the door, revealing talking.

"As you all gather around the campfire, who's taking first watch?"

Wait.. That's Techno's voice.. OH MY GOD. ARE THEY PLAING FUCKING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS? "Nemisis, my chalice?"Woah. Who the hell is Nemisis? "But of course!" Another voice said. "Please tell me that's water." "Better! It's vodka!" Someone then spat out the vodka. "My paladin swings it sword at the rouge.." A pause. "8!" The voice called out. "That's a miss!" A deep voice declared. "I cast bless on the paladin!" A gasp was then heard. "YOU TRAITOR!!" Tommy and Bill realised what was going on.

There was never actually an important meeting each month that lasted like 6 hours each time. It was always dungeons and dragons. And Tommy was pretty sure he saw Connect 4. And there was so much more.. Twister, cards against humanity, what do you meme?, new phone, who dis?, and just normal cards. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??" Tommy screamed. "Oh! A pesky troll comes and ruins the adventure!" Techno pointed at Tommy and Bill.

That's when Bill noticed. They all had names of Greek myths. It was just.. A paper taped onto the chairs. "Well. The pesky troll lives by the mountains nearby and is tired of the adventurers lying to everyone that they have a very important meeting. Their name is.." Bill paused. "Their name is Benson." Yes, Tubbo's duck. That's the first thing he thought of. "CAN THEY DO THAT??" Ranboo shouted, making everyone at the table murmur.

"EVERYONE." Techno yelled, catching everyone's attention.

"ROLL INITATIVE!"