Tomboo oneshots <33

Rizzinnit 🌹

3rd person POV
Tommy woke up. It's the 4th of June, pride month. This means he gets to be as ✨️fruity✨️ as he wants without being judged because that would be considered HOMOPHOBIC. Yeah. So. He decided today.. "I wanna have rizz today." That's what he said. So.. The moment Ranboo woke up, "Morning, pretty boy." Blushing very hard is not the greatest way to start a day. "I-its so early. Th-thats the f-first thi-thing you-" Ranboo was blushing. Yeah. He was blushing. He was also terrible at hiding it. "Awh~ someone's blushing~" Tommy whispered in Ranboo's ear.

Ranboo did nothing but blush even HARDER. "S-shut the hell up.." Ranboo muttered into Tommy's shoulder. Tommy chuckled. "Fine, we have a vlog today with Tubbo, after all." The 2 got up and decided that none of them felt like cooking, so they just threw in some hot pockets in the microwave. After that, they settled on watching TV, when all of a sudden, an ad came on. It was about ABC mouse. Obviously, Tommy thought that this would be the perfect time to flirt with Ranboo using the alphabet. "You wanna know why I wanna rearrange the alphabet?" Tommy asked.

"Why?" Ranboo replied. "So I could put 'U' and 'I' together." I'm response, Ranboo blushed. Again. "Oh my god." Was all that Ranboo said. Tommy laughed as Ranboo hid their face in Tommy's chest. "I hate you so much.." Ranboo muttered. "You said the opposite last night, though~" Ranboo hit Tommy's shoulder lightly as Tommy laughed even more.

While vlogging..

Now, Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo were at a park, nobody were there, though. And what did Tommy decide to do while Tubbo was filming Ranboo? Tommy proceeded to hug Ranboo's waist and rest his head on Ranboo's shoulder.

"Im gonna fuck you after the vlog." Ranboo did nothing but blush, although Tubbo AND the camera heard that. "EXCUSE YOU???" Tubbo just screamed. Tommy just completely ignored what Tubbo screamed, and proceeded to kiss Ramboo's neck. 'What the hell what the hell what the hell' Was all that repeated in Ranboo's mind. Ok, Ranboo wouldnt admit this, but he was redder than a goddamn tomato under the mask. "You know.. I miss it when you say my name.." Ranboo was struck with confusion. "What? Tommy? Why would you miss it..?" "Actually, I miss it when you used to scream it."

"Im gonna kill myself. What the hell. Im still here." Tubbo reminded the 2. Tommy just completely ignored Tubbo and continued flirting with Ranboo. "You're so pretty, with and without the mask." Tubbo was holding back the urge to just throw the camera at Tommy.

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Now the 3 are walking.. somewhere..? They stopped for lunch just a while ago, so now they're just walking. Anyway, Tommy thought it would be funny to just STOP the other 2. Why? Because.. Hold on. He's about to do it. Tommy proceeded to just walk up to Ranboo and point to Ranboo's left, where Tubbo wasn't.

Ranboo, who was confused, looked where Tommy was pointing. THEN TOMMY JUST PROCEEDED TO FUCKING GRAB RANBOO'S CHIN, MAKING THEM FACE HIM. "Oh my fucking god." Tubbo spoke.

"YOU HOMOSEX-"