Disney Princess Harem x Male Reader

The Lion King (Part 3)

We now skip to some time later in the future and bring ourselves to the once flourished land of Pride Rock, now turned into a desolate wasteland with Hyenas everywhere and not a single plant, nor drop of water in sight as many of the herds have moved on.

Inside Pride Rock, we see our favorite African red-billed hornbill, Zazu, trapped behind a pair of bones like a little jail cell while Scar is up on his stone bed, picking his teeth with a broken bone of what would appear to be his latest and final meal.

Zazu: *singing, depressed* "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow,"

Scar: *uncaring* "Oh, Zazu, do lighten up." *tosses bone away* "Sing something with a little... bounce in it."

Zazu: *sings* "...It's a small world after all--"

Scar: "NO! No! Anything, but that."

Zazu: *sings* "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedle-de-de-de, there they are all standing in a row"

Scar/Zazu: *singing, Scar picks up a skull* "Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head*

Zazu: "Oh, I would never do any of this with Mufasa."

Oh snap...

Scar: *Jumps at Zazu, mad* "WHAT? What did you say?"

Zazu: "Oh, nothing,"

Scar: "You know the law. Never, ever mention that name in my presence, I am the KING!"

Zazu: "Yes, sire! You are the king! I, I... I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences... in your royal... managerial approaches."

Bonzai: *from the entrance* "Hey boss!"

Scar: *bored* "What is it this time?"

Bonzai: "We got a bone to pick with you."

Shenzi: *to Bonzai* "I'll handle this," *to Scar, calmly* "Scar, there's no food, no water

Bonzai: "Yeah! It's dinnertime and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees!"

Scar: *bored* "It's the lionesses job to do the hunting.

Bonzai: "Yeah, but they won't go hunt."

Scar: *groans* "Eat Zazu."

The hyenas turn to the now frightened hornbill.

Zazu: "Oh, you wouldn't want me! I'd be so tough and gamey and..." *exclaims in disgust*

Scar: *chuckles* "Zazu, don't be ridiculous."

Bonzai: *whispers to Shenzi and Ed* "And I thought things would be bad under Mufasa."

Scar: *turns, pissed* "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

Bonzai: "I said Muf--" *Shenzi elbows him* "I-I said, uh... "Que pasa?"

Scar: "Good, now get out."

The hyena head for the exit, then stop just in front of it.

Bonzai: "Y-Yeah, but... we're still hungry."

Scar: "OUT!!!"

The hyenas yelped and ran with their tails between their legs, Ed laughing all the way like the goof he is.

[Back in the jungle]

It was now nighttime and the crickets were singing and frogs were croaking, basking in the sweet wonders of the night. Another day had come and gone for everyone. Suddenly...