Reincarnated as Izumi Uchiha

36: Tiny break with Minato

3 years later....

Izumi's POV:

Naruto had gotten in a team with his crush and the emo duckbutt with a closet pervert as his sensei. Nothing could possibly go wrong right? Oh hell no, that's impossible with this team. The closet pervert known as Hatake Kakashi used his Thousand Years of Death on the blond boy during their bell test. Sasuke was turned into an Uchiha seedling by the closet pervert, Sakura immediately fainted before she could even get close to Kakashi and Naruto fell for all of Kakashi's traps.

I was having one of my hummingbirds spy on them while I was eating lunch with Juzo and Kisame. These years passed quickly. Mission after mission until Pein had ran out of missions to give us so I introduced the joys of UNO Flip. Hidan nearly ripped his cards while screaming and cursing at the top of his lungs, Kakuzu and Sasori didn't play, Deidara was screaming on top of his lungs and nearly exploded the cards, Konan and Pein looked like they were about to rip off their hair and Kisame and Juzo were screaming at each other. Such a nice bonding experience.

I also had some bonding experience with them all. I went to casinos with Kakuzu to gamble. I helped him double the money he had in the beginning before I ended up getting banned from that casino so in return, Kakuzu would pay for all my expenses as long as I kept gambling for him. Wasn't too bad of a trade since I would split the money I had won in half when I didn't need to. This made Kakuzu feel like he had to return the favor so he would just drop by my room in the hideout to give me a stack of cash every once a month.

For Deidara, I helped him make his bombs and helped him make his scope. I'd also provided him medications for his burns if he were to accidentally hurt himself from his explosions. I also recreated food coloring so he could decorate his bombs with different colors. I gave him a bunch fireworks from some random dimension. I considered giving him a nuke but I figured whichever nation had that nuke would panic and think there's a terrorist at work which doesn't need to happen. So I stuck with fireworks.

For Kisame and Juzo, I didn't do much but spar with them. Did I beat them? Yes, I did. We simply decided to spar on our free time although I won every time we sparred. So Kisame and Juzo ended up turning it into a competition that whoever beats me in our spars gets to tell the other what to do for the next week.

For Sasori, I helped him with his experiments, traded some info on the medical field and poison field and helped him build his puppets. In exchange, he taught me how to use chakra strings.

For Pein, I just told him to use shadow clones for his paperwork. His reaction was similar to Minato's. Then to pass time, we made small talks that eventually turned into some long talks that would last for hours. Just talking about old memories and how annoying everyone can be.

I've also met Tobi! Obito revealed himself as a energetic fool in front of us who will join the Akatsuki in the future and takes specialty in annoying the crap out of Deidara. Whenever he's around, I'd just give him head pats and accompany him to his childish playing.

As for Konan, she became my best friend. Since she's the only female, it's natural that we'd both end up hanging out a lot and have a lot of girl time together.

As for Hidan.... I didn't go anywhere near him. I have no hate for him but ever since he managed to get a closer look at me, he kept hitting on me. So when that happens, I'd body flicker to one of the Akatsuki members so they can tell him off for me since Hidan would ignore my hand signs.

Anyways after we finished eating lunch, Pein didn't have any missions for us so we all decided to split up and meet up in the next morning. So I teleported to Konoha and sat down on the Hokage Mountain. I could sense Minato in a meeting so I decided to wait a bit. No one could sense me apart from Minato and Hiashi so it's fine.