Reincarnated as Izumi Uchiha

42: Back to being an emo again

Izumi's POV:

I managed to recover a good amount of my chakra reserves when I was released from the hospital. Currently, I'm walking to where I'm supposed to meet up with Kisame and Juzo. I can always just teleport there when they're about to meet up so essentially, I could leave at the last second but staying at the hospital could possibly make me lose my brain cells because well...

I couldn't really spar with my old anbu team like before and we could only play UNO Flip because Minato didn't let me train. Playing UNO Flip is fun and all but it's really rage inducing. I say this because the amount of times I've thrown Itachi, Shisui or Hayate into a tree or off the Hokage Mountain are countless. I've also thrown Kakashi right into Guy when he came over to play.

That set off a chain of events. Guy challenged Kakashi to see who can eat the most at the Akamichi restaurant. Proceeds to lose then challenges Kakashi to a rock, paper, scissors game that somehow managed to go on from dawn to late afternoon only to lose again then he finally proceeds to challenge Kakashi in a race but this race isn't a normal one. He challenged Kakashi to a hand stand race. First one to reach to the gates of Konoha from the Hokage tower wins and they have to do it in a hand stand. This time, Guy wins. Watching these challenges in person for the first time makes me pity Kakashi. Itachi and Hayate felt the same although that wasn't the same for Shisui. He was rotfl (rolling on the floor laughing), it got to the point that he started crying. Either way, Guy ended up challenging Kakashi again who looked dead at this point. Include Shisui's daily brain rotting comments and I've lost too much brain cells from in this one day. Nice right?

Anyways, I soon met up with Kisame and Juzo. We started walking while making some small talk and eventually reached Konoha. We put on hats to cover our faces and went in but not without putting the guards to sleep. We wandered around for a bit before we sat down in a dango shop. "Oh? You guys seem pretty close." I heard Kakashi say to Asuma and Kurenai. Kurenai blushed, "Idiot, I'm just picking up some rice dumplings for Anko." Asuma wasn't phased by Kakashi's teasing and asked, "And what are you doing here? Aside from reading that book of yours." Kakashi gave the future couple a closed eyes smile before replying, "I need to buy something to put on a grave, besides that, I'm meeting somebody here." I could feel Kakashi's eye land on us, more specifically, me. It won't take long now.

"It's not like you to be waiting on somebody." Sasuke then walked up to Kakashi before looking towards us but we've already vanished from the table. I led Kisame and Juzo to a more secluded place, more specifically, a stone pathway by the river which is the same place where Itachi and Kisame debuted into Naruto in canon. They should be here in 3... 2... 1.

Right on que, Asuma and Kurenai came into view, which means Kakashi will be coming in a bit. Asuma and Kurenai are easy pickings since Kurenai's genjutsu won't be able to do anything to me and I'm far too fast for Asuma to catch me. Same with Kakashi, it's just that he'll be harder to deal with because of the sharingan he got from Obito. Oh well, Tsukiyomi will do the trick. Unlike canon, the Uchiha clan can help him break out of it. I'll just make the torture last for a few hours instead of 72, 5-6 hours should do it. I still have the image of a S-Rank terrorist to keep up anyways. But honestly, what was canon Itachi thinking? He literally tortured one of his ex comrades for 72 hours straight when he could've shortened it. 'He was probably acting too hard as a villain. There were times that he was overly dramatic such as the time he massacred the clan and told Sasuke that the only way to obtain the mangekyo was by killing your best friend.' It was quite ridiculous. But he's a good actor, he completely convinced me that he was an absolute jerk in the beginning. Where the hell is his Oscar? 'Unfortunately nonexistent.' True.

"You guys aren't from here aren't you? What are you doing in the village?" I didn't bother to interact with them, Kisame and Juzo knows I won't anyways so Juzo spoke. "So you must be Sarutobi Asuma, you're in the bingo book." Asuma narrowed his eyes, "If you know my name, then you must be a shinobi." Juzo subtly looked over to me, asking me what to do so I signed, "We won't be able to get anywhere with those two in the way." He knew what I meant so he withdrew his sword and swung it down to the ground. With his strength, it created a small crater. Kisame did the same. I didn't bother to go into my stance. Juzo and Kisame can easily dispose these two without my help anyways.