Reincarnated as Izumi Uchiha

54: Tobi being...

Izumi's POV:

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I stood still on Lorffin with my eyes glued to the ridiculous sight with only one question in my head.

Wait... how the f-

-please stand by-

did this happen again?

I was watching Tobi hang from the three tails mouth. The three tails was trying to kill him by biting him in half because forming a tailed beast bomb could easily attract much more attention to them and the beast didn't want to get sealed into a human again. How this happened was beyond ridiculous which started about an hour ago.

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Third Person's POV:

One hour ago...

Izumi stopped torturing the poor hyperactive man by having Lorffin fly at a steady pace and letting Tobi climb on the bird. She rewarded him with a dango while proceeding to pat his head. "Is it really necessary to keep that ridiculous facade? It's only the both of us here and it's not like my bird is going to bother telling anyone." Izumi wanted to know Tobi's agenda and plan her next move. Tobi went quiet for a few moments before activating his sharingan in an attempt to intimidate the ill woman. But she simply stared back while activating her own sharingan. They held a staring contest for a while before Tobi suddenly turned off his sharingan and turned away. Izumi could see tiny puffs of smoke coming from his head which was usually a sign that indicates the other party is pouting. Izumi raised an eyebrow at the sight before quickly turning back to her expressionless face.

"Why am I childish? Quite obvious really! It brings me back to the time where I was so naïve and innocent!" Tobi chirped while he turned back around in a sickeningly fake sweet voice. Izumi maintained her expressionless face as she conjured more words with her nightingales. "So I assume you mean the time when you were only a child in training to become a shinobi and before?" Tobi nodded cheerfully and threw his arms up in the air.

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Izumi's POV:

I felt shivers down my spine at that eerie voice. Tobi's childish voice was always filled with mischievousness to screw with the members of the Akatsuki but this voice was more cold compared his usual childish voice. It didn't help that it still sounded exactly like a little kid as well. Between children and adults in terms of being scary, it would have to be children because whenever you see shady adults, you would usually keep a eye on them because of your parents telling you to not trust any strangers and to stay away from them. But for children, you'd think they're harmless simply because they're young and innocent looking which is usually the case. However if they're not and turn out to be some sort of serial killer then they'd be much more scary because it would be the least thing you'd expect from a child although this is coming from a someone who had a boyfriend that loved horror movies and would end up watching them with her boyfriend i.e. me in my past life. Perhaps that's why I never felt disgusted when I had to torture someone or do something just as gory.

But enough about me, this is Tobi being a scary lollipop but he's now being a silly lollipop because he started singing for some reason, "Those times of achieving peace were rough~!" He's starting to sing? "But those days were also filled with sh-~!" Did he just curse? 'You're not hearing things Izumi.' Tobi continued singing, "But this time peace will be achieved through little sacrifices but we'll be going through a lot of sh-~!" This is too high pitched and the tone for it is horrible. I know after all, I won a talent show in my past life by singing. "So who the f- cares? The f-ked up world shall know peace~!" My eye twitched and so I proceeded to ignore him and look down below for the three tailed beast. However Tobi's high pitched singing was distracting me, I was contemplating whether I should just bribe him with dangos to shut up or just kick him off Lorffin even though he can easily use Kamui to get back up here.