THE TRUE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN [DBZA/DBS MALE READER INSERT]

WHAT IF BULMA RAISED Y/N PT.2

It's been 6 years since Y/N defeated Piccolo Jr, he thankfully didn't kill him though, because Goku had told him before he fought Piccolo, Y/N and Bulma are on their way to Kamehouse

Y/N: "Wow, It's been a while since I've seen anyone..."

Bulma: "Yeah, I hope they recognize you."

Y/N: "I still can't believe that Yamcha's cheating on you with puar..."

Bulma: "Let's try to forget about that..."

They arrive at Kamehouse and walk into the house

Bulma: "Hey! We're here!"

Krillin: "BOOBS- I mean-"

Y/N appears behind Krillin and slaps him upside the head

Y/N: "Learn your manners."

Krillin: "Hi... Who are you..?"

Y/N: "Y/N."

Krillin: "Jesus you got tall..."

Bulma: "Okay... How's it going?"

Roshi: "I'M DRINKING OJ!"

The liquid in his cup then changes color

Roshi: "NOW IT'S APPLE JUICE!"

It then changes color again

Roshi: "NOW IT'S BEER!!!! YAY BEER!!!!"

He then chugs it

Krillin: "So where's Yamcha?"

Bulma: "I THINK THE BASTARD'S CHEATING ON ME!"

Y/N: "Say, where's launch?

Krillin: "Went off looking for Tien a couple years back."

Y/N: "Aw man... Wish I could see her again... She was pretty nice."

Goku then arrives and says

Goku: "Hey guys!"

Everyone goes outside and sees Goku with a kid

Bulma: "Goku... I can't help but notice the kid you're carrying."

Y/N: "Maybe it's his kid?"

Goku: "You're right Y/N."

Bulma: "Oh... Wow... I guess this means you finally... You know..."

Goku: "Know what?"

Y/N: "Had sex."

Bulma: "Y/N!"

Y/N: "What? He's an adult."

Goku: "What does sex have to do with Babies?"

Y/N: "...Did you... lose braincells? Did I take your braincells?"

Y/N then sees the four star Dragon Ball on Gohan's head

Y/N: "You... Still have that thing on his head... Didn't you learn from Garlic Jr?"

Goku: "Mmm, Garlic..."

Y/N then hits his face

Y/N: "Oh Kami, you're so fucking dumb..."

Y/N then stops and turns around facing away from everyone and walks to the other side of it before saying

Y/N: "Who the hell is that coming here?"

He points at Raditz who's flying at high speeds to Kamehouse, when he arrives he says

Raditz: "It took me a while but I finally found you, Kakarot."

He then looks at Y/N and says

Raditz: "And you, Y/N."

Y/N: "And you are?"

Raditz: "You don't remember me?"

Y/N: "Mom is this my uncle or something?"

Bulma: "No, I don't have a brother."

Raditz: "YOU TWO WERE SENT HERE TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET!! YOU'RE PART OF A DEAD RACE OF INTERGALACTIC SUPER WARRIORS CALLED THE SAIYANS!!!!!! And to top off this expositional monologue... I.. AM YOUR BROTHER KAKAROT!"

Y/N: "So how do you know me?"

Krillin: "So you're his brother huh?"

He starts to walk up to Raditz

Krillin: "That must mean you'll be involved in alot of future events, right? Right?"

Raditz almost hits Krillin with his tail but Y/N appears infront of Krillin and takes the hit from the tail, which does nothing to him

Raditz: "H-Huh!? How strong are you!?"

He presses the button on his scouter to read Y/N's power level and it rises up to 18,000

Raditz: "W-What!? This thing must be malfunctioning!"

Raditz hits Y/N but then gets punched into a tree and falls to the ground, when he tries to get up his face gets smashed into the ground by Y/N

Y/N: "If you think you're gonna get the Dragon Balls, you're wrong."

Raditz: "The Dragon's... What?"

Goku: "The Dragon Balls you know, there are 7 of them, they grant you any wish you want, like Immortality."

Oolong: "Or Bulma's panties."

Y/N: "PIG! MY HAND IS TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM UPSIDE YOUR FUCKING HEAD!"

Raditz grabs the scouter and takes it off before saying

Raditz: "W-WAIT! SPARE MY LIFE SO I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!"

Y/N: "What is it?"

Raditz: "TWO SAIYANS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO THIS PLANET NOW!!!!"

Y/N takes the scouter and speaks into it

Y/N: "Testing, Testing, is this fucker on?"

Vegeta: "Who is this?"

Y/N: "Your mother."

Vegeta: "M-Mommy?"

Y/N: "NO YOU DUMBASS!!!! I'M Y/N!!!!"

Vegeta: "O-Oh..."
(Why did you need to get the space cigarettes mother? *Sniff* WHY?)

Y/N: "Anyways, I heard you're gonna be coming here soon, I'm guessing it'll take a year for you to get here."

Nappa: "Wait a minute, Vegeta, that's the baby you sent to E-arth 9 years ago! I told you that it'd end up biting you in the ass!"

Vegeta: "SHUT THE HELL UP NAPPA!"

Y/N: "You're not gonna get the Dragon Balls as long as I breath."

Vegeta: "AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP ME!?"

Y/N: "I read this thing, turns out I've got a power level of 18,000."

Vegeta: "W-WHAT!?"

Y/N: "Yep. Judging by your reaction, that's either as or more powerful than you. And I'm bound to get stronger over the next year. So you better hold onto your asses."

He then takes off the microphone part of it and tosses it to Bulma

Y/N: "Take this mom. We've got a battle we need to prepare for."

Y/N walks off and towards the camera
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(A/N: HEY GUYS, HOW'D YOU LIKE THE NEW CHAPTER? I'M SICK TODAY SO I PROBABLY WON'T POST THAT MUCH TODAY, ANYWAYS, HAVE A GOOD MORNING/DAY/AFTERNOON/EVENING/NIGHT. CYA)