Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠
#1 in Haron 1/24/24
#1 in Lavon 1/24/24
#1 in Blamione 3/3/24
#3 in Snack 3/3/24
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Draco: it can't be worse then what we've already gone through can it?
Me: it is WAY worse, then next ship will require Remus and Snape to be here...
Ron: THE SHIP IS OF LUPIN AND SNAPE?!?
Harry: WHAT???
Me: yep...it's SNEMUS/SNUPIN...if you would excuse me for a moment I need to kill the person who made this ship. *walks away with wand in hand.*
Hermione: oh no you don't! You can't leave us here!
*struggles to get out of her grasp but eventually gives up after she takes my phone*
Me: fineeeeee. Draco, get Snape. Harry, get Remus.
*they leave to get them and come back*
Snape: why are we here? And what is going on? This better not be a party.
Me: professor I assure you it's not a party we just need you opinions on something.
Remus: I remember you from somewhere...
Me: uhhh I'm not sure where you would have seen me before.
Remus: must have been someone else. Anyways what do you need is for?
Me: well there is no easy way to say this but...we need you to give us your opinion on a ship.
Ron: can't we just skip this one?
Twins: No we wanna see the chaos!
Snape: get on with it we don't have all day.
Me: the ship is uh...um...Snemus/Snupin.
Remus: that just sounds like you mispronounced Seamus name.
Snape: foolish as ever Lupin, but sadly it our names combined.
Me: bingo! So sink or ship? Definitely sink from me.
Remus: who on earth shipped us?!?
Harry: I wish we knew Moony...
Snape: sink.
*Snape does dramatic cloak swoosh and leaves*
Remus: I'm saying sink...is that all?
Me: yes I'm sorry about all this, really I am. I don't know who in there right mind would ship you together but please in the name of Merlin don't take it seriously.
Remus: I don't blame you and I won't take this seriously.
*remus gives harry chocolate then leaves*
Me: sink or ship?
Everyone: SINK
Me: thank Merlin! So we all know that this ship has sunk.
Dean: doesn't she need a photo?
Seamus: why did you bring it up!?
Harry: Malfoy I need to borrow your bleach after this.
Draco: I DONT DYE MY HAIR!
Me: I need some too Draco.
Draco: UGH I DONT- you know what never mind your to daft to understand.
Me: your to daft to know you hair is Weasley red...
Draco: WHAT??? GIVE ME THAT!
*snatches my phone and somehow finds the camera*
Me: HEY! Give that back you git!
Draco: MY HAIR ISNT RED!
Me: no it's not but maybe it should be to match your face!
Ron: why is she better at insults then any of us?
Pansy: I have no clue but it's definitely interesting to watch Draco get so pissed off at someone other then you 3.
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Me: thanks for my phone Draco.
Ginny: WHY DID YOU GIVE IT BACK???
Draco: I-i didn't!
Me: honestly you can be so dumb. I have a wand and can summon stuff...
Blaise: come on Draco you seriously didn't forget that did you?
