Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠
#1 in Haron 1/24/24
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#1 in Blamione 3/3/24
#3 in Snack 3/3/24
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A/n: I don't know much abt this stuff so if I get anything wrong to bad my expertise is Harry Potter and the Marauders not this jeddy and scorbus stuff.
Me: huh what is this *looks up ship* oh wait....OH ITS THAT JAMES NOT THIS ONE
James: what
Me: different James
James: there's another James
Me: yarp Harry's son
Harry: I have a kid
Me: yarp we also need Teddy back
*Teddy and James appear*
James jr: DAD MOM
Harry: I have a kid
James jr: do you not remember me?
Harry: who's the mother
James jr: you don't remember who your wife is?
Harry: IM MARRIED
Me: did you think you just had a child without being married
Harry: I don't know but who's my wife then
James jr: this isn't funny and who are all these people
Teddy: DAD!!!!
James: moony you have a son
Remus: yes James I have a son apparently
James jr: his name is James?
Harry: that's my dad
James jr: grandpa?
Harry: I guess so
Lily: AWWWWW MY GRANDSON IS SO CUTE!!!
James jr: you look like my mom
Ginny: so I'm the mom
Harry: IM MARRIED TO GINNY
(Canon version)
Ginny: well it was meant to be I guess seeing as we have a whole child
(Non-canon version)
Ginny: ew your like my brother
(Now just normal story thingy no specific version)
Harry: IM MARRIED
Me: YOU SLOW
Harry: is he my only kid? How old is he? What's his middle name? What house is he in? What's his birthday? If I do have more kids who's the oldest? How long have I been married?
James jr: this is weird
Me: I have answers.
James jr: why does my dad not remember anything
Me: I really don't want to explain everything so I'm not going to
Harry: how old am I? What's my job?
Me: Harry SHIT UP SO I CAN ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS
James jr: please do
Me: he is not your only kid. He's 11. His middle name is Sirius.
Sirius: OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA TAKE THAT REMUS
James jr: I'm guessing he's Sirius
Me: yes. He's in gryffindor. I don't when his birthday is and don't care either. He's the oldest. No clue how long you've been married. And I don't care about your other questions cuz there dumb can we just vote
Harry: no I have more questions
Me: you won't have anymore vocal cords if you don't shut up and vote
Harry: uhhh I don't know what to ship this
Me: I sink just cuz uhh I really don't know I just sink
Everyone except Harry Ginny and James jr: sink
Me: y'all vote
James jr: who's this other kid?
Me: ohhhh yea it's Teddy
Teddy: me?
Me: no him *points to another teddy*
Teddy 2: hi
Teddy 1: what
Me: so sink or ship
James jr: I don't know
Me: JUST VOTE GODDAMIT
James jr: uhhh sink...?
Harry: sure I guess
Ginny: same here I guess
Teddy 1: *pokes Teddy 2* YOUR REAL
Remus: does that mean I have 2 kids
Me: no *snaps and Teddy 2 evaporates*
Teddy: NOOOOO TEDDY
Me: I'm just going to say sink on this one
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