Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠
#1 in Haron 1/24/24
#1 in Lavon 1/24/24
#1 in Blamione 3/3/24
#3 in Snack 3/3/24
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Me: someone hold Ron back. Fred on the other side of the room.
Ron: why...GINNY LET ME GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forge: bye bitches 😘
Me: NO CURSING BITCH!
Gred: uh you just did
Me: bitch what ya talking about??? *walks up to invisible camera* bitches! Yes you! The motherfucker on the phone or laptop or iPad or whatever the hell you use! Did I curse? I don't think I did. Either I cursed or this bitch trippin
Readers: uhhh...
Me: awww come one I didn't curse!
Draco: SHUT UP! MY EARS!
Me: YOU SHUT UP YOU MOTHER FUCKER GEL BOY! Tsk tsk tsk just like my cousin who used to gel his hair back so I called him Jelly Boi. That's your new name.
*insert emotional damage sound*
Draco: *sniffles* meanie! Dat hurt my feewings *runs off crying cartoon tears like a waterfall*
Blaise: Sam really? He's sensitive!
Ron: uh what the bloody hell just happened...
Me: Ron I have no idea but DWACO IM SOWWY! *runs after draco*
Draco: no your not! *has waterfalls coming out of his eyes and slowly fills up room*
Hermione: THE ROOM IS FILLING UP!!!
Ginny: OH FOR MERLINS SAKES! *stomps over to Draco and splashes him with water that is collecting on the floor*
Ginny: get *slap* yourself *slap* together *slap*
Draco: POWER NAP *faceplants*
Me: guess the reference
Draco: IM UP! Why the hell is the room full of water?
*crickets 🦗🦗🦗*
Me: aNyWaYs! FREMIONE!
Ron: WHAT???
Hermione: uhhh
Harry: that's awkward...
Fred: ship!
Ron: NO THATS MY GIRLFRIEND!
George: ship!
Hermione: no, sink
Me: WE HAVENT EVEN STARTED TO VOTE SO SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!!!!!
Ron: WELL NOW WE ARE SINK!!!!!!!!
Me: you brother fucker-
*Harry slaps a hand over my mouth and I still try to flip Ron off*
Harry: let's just get this over with before Sam kills Ron.
Me: *gets free* HAHAHA YOU BROTHER FUCKERS IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *jumps on a random table that appears and holds up the middle finger* now we shall vote.
