A/N: y'all this is the second to last marauders ship then we have a new category 🥲
Me: OMG I LOVE THIS SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Draco: oh Merlin
Me: this. Is. The. Best. Ship. Well maybe not the best but definitely in my top 3
Pansy: what is it
Me: no I can't say until I establish something *stomps over to sirius* no. Killing. Any. One. No. Matter. What.
Sirius: why would I
Me: cuz your brothers in this ship...
Sirius: that traitor?!
Me: don't. Call. Him. A. Traitor.
Sirius: but he took the dark mark!
Me: so did Snape and he died for Harry
Harry: wait what?
Me: oops we haven't gotten there yet...
Sirius: still
Me: let me explain. *snaps and locket appears* this is a horcrux which voldy moldy made. He had 7 of them. Your brother, Regulus Articulis Black tried to destroy it. This is a fake and he wrote a letter saying he will be dead before voldy reads it but if he is that he has stolen the real locket and intends to destroy it. Sadly before he was able to he was drowned. So Reggie never was a traitor he was a hero and my favorite Black.
Sirius: oh
Me: yeah oh so now will you not kill him? Again?
Sirius: yes...
Me: good cuz we're good friends *snaps and regulus appears*
Regulus: why am i here? Sirius???
Sirius: *sobs cartoon tears and hugs regulus* IM SOWWY IM SOWWY I CALLED YOU A TRAITOR IM SOWWY I SAID I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU YOUR THE BEST BROTHER
Regulus: *stands there awkwardly* uhhhhhh
Me: awwwwwww brotherly love
Regulus: Sirius get off me. Now.
Sirius: ok but only if you forgive me
Regulus: fine! Now get off
Sirius: yay!
Regulus: why am I here and where am I
Me: you are in Hogwarts in the room of requirement with Harry Hermione Ron Draco Blaise Pansy Ginny Fred George Luna Dean Seamus Neville Sirius Remus Lily James and me Sam
Regulus: and why cuz I was busy
Me: we have a ship with you in it
Regulus: I drowned last time I was in a ship
Me: not that kind of ship this kind of ship *puts past ship pictures up*
Regulus: oh god no
Me: yes the ship is JEGULUS
Sirius: yeah I love ya James but no
Me: Sirius I love ya but back off
Regulus: James I don't know ya but your married
Remus: ship
Me: YESSSSSSS MOONY YOU GOT THE RIGHT IDEA SHIPPPPPPPPP WHO ELSE???
Lily and Gryffindors+luna: ship
Sirius, regulus, James and Slytherins: sink
Me: oh damn I haven't had to actually count the numbers in a while ok so
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How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
