Me: ok I honestly can get behind this ship
Harry: that can't be good
Me: it is but we need some children here
Draco: oh Merlin
Me: KUMALAK KUMALAKA KUMALAKA SO VESTA
*Albus and Scorpius appear* (I had so much trouble spelling Scorpius name omg💀😭)
Scorp: dad?
Draco: wait me?
Albus: woah your dad is legally blonde???
Scorp + legally blonde: who?
Albus: legally blonde 👱🏼♀️
Lily: I LOVE THAT MOVIE
Me: 👁️👄👁️ Draco's in a movie
Hermione: no it's a muggle movie and not about Malfoy but the main character is blonde
Me: oh so me
Ron: no your ginger
Me: *gets in his face* YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU BITCH I AM STRAWBERRY BLONDE NOT GINGER IM NOT A WEASLEY
Ron: *shats himself* your not ginger
Me: ok
Forge: it stinks in here
Gred: it really does
Ron: I need a bathroom
Me: *snaps and bathroom appears*
Ron: *runs to bathroom*
Draco: I have a child
Me: apparently many people so in this so yes
Draco: omg who's the mother
Scorp: Astoria why don't you remember
Me: memory loss
Scorp: WHAT
Draco: what no
Me: yes I'm afraid he doesn't remember his name or anything
Draco: my name is Draco Malfoy
Me: no I'm sorry it's not it's Tom Felton
Harry: no his name is Malfoy
Me: I'm afraid the memory loss has spread to all of you
Ron: what happened
Me: they all forgot who they were
Ron: WHAT NOOOO HARRY PLEASE REMEMBER ME IM YOUR BEST FRIEND
Hermione: wow you don't even care that your girlfriend doesn't remember you
Ron: WAIT YOU DIDNT LOSE YOUR MEMORY
Me: looks like it came back
Draco: just say what the ship is so we can move on
Me: it's SCORBUS
Harry: no my son isn't dating a Malfoy
Draco: and my son isn't dating a Potter
Me: uhhh but what about-
IRL me: SHHH NO SPOILERS
Me: sorry but I ship
Albus: he's my best friend
Me: they all say that
Hermione: THEY ARE CHILDREN
Me: and?
Hermione: so you shouldn't be talking about things like that
Me: meh ship
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Me: ARENT THEY SO CUTE
Lily: they are
Me: btw Harry I hate your guts right now
Harry: WHY???
Me: next ship
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How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
