A/N: NEW WHEEL OF SHIPSSSSSSSS I don't care that y'all didn't vote I'm bored so here we are.
Me: OMG YASSSSSSSSSSSS
Draco: I thought we were done
Me: nope
Harry: the readers must have chosen more ships
Me: no they didn't but I did and this one is delicious
Ron: food?
Me: yep
Sirius: I want food
Ron: me to
Me: apple *snaps and green apple with face appears*
Ron: YAY oh why does it have a face
Apple: why do YOU have a face
Ron: cuz I'm human
Apple: well you look like a tomato
Draco: I like this apple
Me: good cuz the ship is drapple
Draco: sorry wot
Me: drapple
Sirius: I'm hungry
Me: IN A MINUTE
Draco: wot
Me: drapple
Draco: huh wot
Me: D R A P P L E
Draco: sorry?
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Draco: I beg your pardon
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Draco: excuse me
Me: D. R. A. P. P. L. E.
Draco: ???
Me: Draco + 🍏
Draco: hmmmm huh wot
Me: YOU MOTHER FUCKER ITS DRAPPLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT IM GOING TO SHOVE THIS APPLE DOWN YOU THROAT GOD DAMMIT
Draco: *backs up slowly* hey man
Apple: don't bring me into this
Me: *points wand at apple* INCENDIO
Apple: *burns*
Draco: NO MY TRUE LOVE
Me: *snaps and another apple appears*
Draco: APPLE!!! *gets down on one knee* will you marry me
Apple: YES OMG YES
Me: I'm the priest
*wedding music plays and everyone is in suits as the apple walks down the aisle*
Me: We are gathered together here today to join together this man and this apple in holy matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore – is not by any – to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
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How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
