Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠
#1 in Haron 1/24/24
#1 in Lavon 1/24/24
#1 in Blamione 3/3/24
#3 in Snack 3/3/24
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Me: oooo this is a threesome! With a lion in snake territory.
Seamus: so one Gryffindor, and 2 Slytherins?
Me: yep and 2 out of the 3 are boys. Only one girl.
Blaise: so 2 boys and 1 girl. Nice.
Pansy: Blaise, you do not need to bring you bi-ness into everything!
Me: but it would come in handy.
Draco: ha! You also have a Gryffindor!
Blaise: and a Slytherin!
Harry: well what the ship, Sam!
Me: it's way more fun having you guess, especially since this is only one of 2 threesomes.
Hermione: so Zabini is one of the boys and one of the Slytherins.
Theo: just tell us!
Me: a hint, the other boy is a Gryffindor. The girl is Slytherin.
Pansy: so I'm apart of the threesome? Ew. No offense Blaise.
Blaise: offense taken! *dramatically falls onto a couch that appears with his hand on his heart*
Draco: ha! All 3 of you are stuck with Gryffindors!
Ron: so who's the other bloke?
Me: Ron, you've already been shipped with Harry-
Ron: don't remind me
Me: well-
Harry: *runs up in front of me with his arms up* Ron since you've been shipped with me, you can't be one of the blokes in this threesome!
Me: *hanging from monkey bars that appeared* well...about that, forgot to tell y'all but you can be shipped with more then one person.
Ron: so I'm the other bloke?
Theo: why the bloody hell are you up there?
Me: why the bloody hell not is the real question
Draco: Weasel is the other bloke? Sorry for you guys!
Me: yep! You have figured it out. The ship is BLARONSY! *jumps down as I yell it landing next to Harry who is scared shitless* Now, sink or ship. I sink this one.
Me: Fred! George! Why don't you ship? You too Luna!
Twins: it's one thing to be shipped with Harry but...Zabini and Parkinson...
Luna: It could work but with the way Ron thinks it's most likely not going to.
Theo and Draco: well we ship it!
Pansy: Dray!
Theo: karmas a bitch
Me: well we have...13 sinks...
Draco: damn you all must really hate weasel.
Me: Ronald, shit up.
Ron: I didn't say anything!
Draco: even with a stranger I'm more liked!
Me: you were going to and Draco I hated you until well I don't really know when I stopped hating you, probably still do. *draco sulks and glares at me while Ron looks proud* We also have only... 2 ships. Sorry, Theo, sorry Draco! But this ship sunk!
Ginny: wonder what the photo will look like?
Ron: GINNY!
Blaise: oh come on weasel it can't be that bad!
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Pansy: it's bad...is that Draco?
Draco: what? WHY IS MY HAIR RED?!
Me: Chill! I couldn't find a photo of them so I just colored your hair red so you could be Ron.
Ron: Malfoy should stay with bleach.
Draco: it is not bleach!
Me: talk about your hair later we still have ships to do! *tosses hair bleach to Draco where it hits him on the head and he gets a cartoon bump*
A/N so I was editing this chapter and realized that instead of saying shut up it says shit up and I feel it's to funny to change so if ur wondering why it's like that here's ur answer
