Ok this will be the canon version but I'm too lazy to write a whole new thing so I just copied and pasted the non-canon one and just edited it. It will also have me not voting since I do ship this but also don't if that makes any sense.
Me: *fan girls* OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY A GOOD SHIP!!!!
Ron: why do feel it's going to be a ship WE don't like
Me: cuz u hate happiness
Ron: DO NOT
Me: whatever...THE SHIP IS HINNY!!!!!!!!!!
Ginny: oh
🎶aNd ShE lOoKeD aT mE, aNd I lOoKeD aT hEr, aNd ShE lOoKeD aT mE, aNd I lOoKeD aT hEr🎶
Harry: well this is great cuz we're dating
Ginny: true
Me: well that turned out really well who ships?
Ron: wait what? Your dating??? And didn't tell me???
Hermione: honestly Ronald they have been dating for a while now you're just oblivious. I ship it.
Twins, Luna, Dean, Seamus, Neville, Pansy, Ronmione: SHIP
Draco and Blaise: sink
Draco: just cuz I can
Pansy: its cute I guess
Me: ok soooooo we have 2 sinks...and...8 ships! WAIT!!! *dramatic pose with my arms up and a stop sign on the screen*
Harry: what?
Me: YOU AND GINNY DIDNT VOTE!!!!
Harry: oh well since we are already dating ship
Ginny: same we are dating so it would be weird not to ship.
Fred: I always knew they would fall in love
George: same. Ever since we 'adopted' Harry.
Harry: did not! You kidnapped me from my room
Twins: THAT WAS US!
Blaise: please let us move on
Dean: no we need to talk about why Fred and George kidnapped Harry from his room
Ron: we used my dads flying car ✨🚗💨✨
Seamus: wicked! Can we fly it?
Ron: I don't exactly know where it is...and don't wanna look for it
Me: I made this,
🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🌳🌳🌳🌳🚗💨💥🌳🚗💨
Draco: what is it?
Harry: the story
Pansy: you crashed into a tree then the car drove into the forbidden forest with the spiders???
Hermione: YOU TOLD ME THE CAR WAS FINE!!!
Twins: that explains the extra howler he got later!
Ron: not helping
Me: we got side tracked...so 2 sinks...and...10 ships!
This ship is sailing!
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Ron: why...I didn't need to see a picture of my best mate and sister
Me: I have better ones!
Ron: NO WE DONT NEED TO SEE IT
Twins: YES WE DO!
Harry: YES
Me: YES AND IM IN CHARGE!
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Draco: I'm gonna be sick
Harry: WE DID NOT WANT THAT SHOWN
Ron: *violently throws up*
Slytherins: *violently throws up*
Twins: we don't need to see this take it down!! ITS TO MUCH
Me: you asked for it...
Hermione: please just let us move on!
Ginny: yes please!
Ron: MALFOY GIVE ME THE BLEECH!!!
Draco: I DONT BLEECH MY HAIR-AHHHHHHHH *throws up again after looking at the screen*
Me: ugh you guys have no taste in good ships *takes down photo*
Harry: oh thank Merlin
Me: sadly moving on...WAIT YOU BOTH SHIPPED IT SO YOU HAVE TO KISS!!!
*Harry grabs Ginny by the waist and plants his lips on hers while Ginny cups his cheeks.*
Me: *after they separate* now we can move on
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How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
