Hinny (Non-canon)

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I am classifying this as a non-canon ship because I'm shipping it the way I think it should have happens but I will also be doing a chapter on canon hinny. So it's basically just hinny but since Drarryis my otp this one isn't shipped.

Me: *fan girls* OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY A GOOD SHIP!!!!

Ron: why do feel it's going to be a ship WE don't like

Me: cuz u hate happiness

Ron: DO NOT

Me: whatever...THE SHIP IS HINNY!!!!!!!!!!

Ginny: uh

🎶aNd ShE lOoKeD aT mE, aNd I lOoKeD aT hEr, aNd ShE lOoKeD aT mE, aNd I lOoKeD aT hEr🎶

Harry: no offense Ginny but your like a sister to me...

Ginny: none taken and your like a brother to me

Me: that would be weird...I still ship it tho

Ron: yeah mate it would be weird

Hermione: I would ship it

Twins, Luna, Dean, Seamus, Neville, Ronmione: SHIP

Slytherins: sink

Draco: just cuz I can

Pansy: it's weird now that they said they think of the other as siblings and I can't get that out of my head...

Me: ok soooooo we have 3 sinks...and...9 ships! WAIT!!! *dramatic pose with my arms up and a stop sign on the screen*

Harry: what?

Me: YOU AND GINNY DIDNT VOTE!!!!

Harry: oh well since I think of Ginny as a sister then I'll say sink

Ginny: same, Harry is my adopted brother that we found on the side of the road

Harry: did not! You kidnapped me from my room

Twins: THAT WAS US!

Blaise: please let us move on

Dean: no we need to talk about why Fred and George kidnapped Harry from his room

Ron: we used my dads flying car ✨🚗💨✨

Seamus: wicked! Can we fly it?

Ron: I don't exactly know where it is...and don't wanna look for it

Me: I made this,
🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🌳🌳🌳🌳🚗💨💥🌳🚗💨

Draco: what is it?

Harry: the story

Pansy: you crashed into a tree then the car drove into the forbidden forest with the spiders???

Hermione: YOU TOLD ME THE CAR WAS FINE!!!

Twins: that explains the extra howler he got later!

Ron: not helping

Me: we got side tracked...so 5 sinks...and...9 ships!
This ship is sailing!

9 ships!This ship is sailing!

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Ron: why...I didn't need to see a picture of my best mate and sister

Me: I have better ones!

Ron: NO WE DONT NEED TO SEE IT

Twins: YES WE DO!

Harry: NO

Me: YES AND IM IN CHARGE!

Me: YES AND IM IN CHARGE!

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Draco: I'm gonna be sick

Harry: WE DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT

Ron: *violently throws up*

Slytherins: *violently throws up*

Twins: we don't need to see this take it down!!

Me: you asked for it...

Hermione: please just let us move on!

Ginny: yes please!

Ron: MALFOY GIVE ME THE BLEECH!!!

Draco: I DONT BLEECH MY HAIR-AHHHHHHHH *throws up again after looking at the screen*

Me: ugh you guys have no taste in good ships *takes down photo*

Harry: oh thank Merlin

Me: sadly moving on...

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