Me: peace out y'all I'm done with this *moonwalks into a hole*
Draco: does that mean we can leave
Reggie: YESSSSS IM FREE
Me: NOOOOO REGGIE
Draco: glad to know you want me here
Me: no one cares
Sirius: my brothers more important
Me: CORRECT 123456789987654421 POINTS TO GYFFINDOR
Sirius: YAY
Reggie: NO
Me: oops. 738274682269273748382736482827382872 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN
Reggie: TAKE THAT SIRIUS
Sirius: YEAH WELL I HAVE HAIR
Remus: Padfoot that doesn't even make sense
Me: yeah cuz u don't have hair...
Sirius: WHAT *reaches to feel his hair but just feels his bald head*
Reggie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sirius: NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LUSCIOUS LOCKS
Me: I'm very sorry but that fast of hair loss is only caused by cancer
Sirius: what's that? Is it deadly??? AM I GOING TO DIE???
Me: sadly
Hermione: it's treatable
Me: NO ITS NOT
Lily: uhhhh yes it is
Me: not for wizards
Lily: pretty sure it is
Hermione: it is
Me: yeah well *snaps*
Hermione: what'd you just do
Me: deleted the treatment for cancer
Lily: OMG PEOPLE NEED THAT
Me: they'll be fineeeeee they can just I don't know get better (A/N I don't mean to offend anyone with this it's just something in the story but if I am asked to change it I will. I do take cancer siriusly and don't joke abt it irl but for the sake of the story and how some people think it's like this)
Hermione: JUST GIVE HIM HAIR
Me: fine *snaps and Sirius gets one single hair*
Lily: a full head of hair Sam
Me: *snaps and a head with hair appears in Sirius arms*
Sirius: OMG ITS A HEAD *jumps in Remus arms* SAVE ME MOONEY SHES TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THAT MUGGLE CANSEER!!!
Remus: first it's cancer not canseer second she's not gonna kill gou besides you'd just respawn like she did
Me: he won't.
Sirius: WHAT
Me: you won't respawn.
Sirius: WHY
Me: only I can die without consequences
Sirius: HOW AM I GOING GO LIVE WITHOUT MY HAIR
Ginny: how did we get to this point
*the readers going back to check the ship to make sure this isn't just a random thing without a ship*
Me: idk but it's better then Ron x 🍞
Ron: sorry what
Me: Ron x 🍞
Ginny: I'm done nope goodbye
Me: byeeeeeeee
Draco: HOW COME SHE CAN LEAVE BUT I CANT
Ron: I'm shipped with bread
Me: yes
Ron: 🍞
Me: ✅
Ron: 😧
Me: 😃
Ron: ❌
Me: ✅
Ron: 👎
Me: 👍
Draco: wtf is this kid doing
Me: THE VOICES
Sirius: MY HAIR
Me: 🧑🦲 🫵
Sirius: 😭
Me: 😝
Hermione: 🗳️⏰?
Me: 👍
Everyone: ⛵️🚰
Me: 🤳❌
Sirius: 🧑🦲😭
Me: ⏭️⛵️
Translation:
🍞=bread
✅/👍=yes
😧=siriusly
😃=yes and I wanna die cuz of it
❌/👎=no
🧑🦲 🫵=your bald
😭=crying due to hair loss
😝=don't care
🗳️⏰?=voting time?
⛵️🚰=sink
🤳❌=no foto found
🧑🦲😭=crying over baldness
⏭️⛵️=next ship
And to add a little spice, my original first instinct to write as my response to this was,
Draco: HOW COME SHE CAN LEAVE BUT I CANT
Me: hehe 'come'
Yeah I have problems but oh well we all do
*fourth wall shatters*
Sirius: READERS HELP ME SHE TOOK MY HAIR
Me: SIRIUS SHHHHHHHHH DONT TELL THEM THAT
YOU ARE READING
How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
