Me: oh Merlin why do people ship them?
Ron: what is it?
Me: uh what is what?
Ron: the ship?
Me: what ship? Where?
Harry: for goodness sakes the ship!
Me: ohhhhhhhh that ship yeah it's RONSY...!
Pansy: *looks up from doing her nails* huh?
Ron: yeah no. *starts to walk away*
Me: RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
*ron runs back over scared shitless*
Harry: Ron really doesn't get a break.
Ron: I really don't
Me: meh whatever
Ron: what do you mean 'meh whatever'
Me: I mean meh whatever
Ron: you mean u don't care that I never get a break
Me: ...meh
Pansy: STOP SAY MEH AND JUST VOTE SO WE GET OVER THIS
Me: meh fine. Who ships? I don't.
Slytherins and Gryffindors: sink
Twins: ship just cuz it has Ronikins in it
Me: meh that's 11 sinks and 2 ships so this ship HAS SUNK
Ron: THANK MERLIN
Pansy: do you have to put the picture
Harry: why would you remind her if you don't want to have it up???
Pansy: I don't even know
Me: well since you reminded me I will put 2 up!!!
Ron: NO SOMEONE KILL ME PLSSSS
Draco: will do weasel
Hermione: Malfoy no killing
Draco: but whyyyyyyyyy not Granger
Me: this is why
*does jazz hands as the photo shows up on the screen*
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Ron: OH GOD TAKE IT DOWN
Luna: awww they're about to kiss
Ginny: I really hate the fact that I have to see photos of my brother with people
Fred: didn't you say you would put up 2
Ron: FRED SHUT UP
A twin: I'm not Fred he is!
Other twin: honestly you call yourself our brother
Ron: oh sorry George...SHUT UP GEORGE
Fred: I'm only joking I am Fred
Pansy: TAKE THE PHOTO DOWN
Me: *puts hands up in surrender* ok ok jeez I'll put the next one up
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Pansy: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Ginny: oh god why do people make this stuff
Blaise: for once I agree with you
Me: same
Ron: PLEASE CAN WE MOVE ON
Me: meh fineeeeeeeee NEXT SHIP
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How HP characters react to different ships!
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