Me: oooooo Theo! This is the ship I was talking about!
Theo: oh hell no
Ron: this'll be good.
Draco: don't be a scaredy cat! *claps Theo on the back and pushes him up by me*
Me: ok ready to know who you're shipped with?
Theo: no
Me: well that to damn bad! So the ship is...NETHO!
Theo: and that is me and who?!
Blaise: you're made for each other! Both like green!
Theo: it's a Slytherin?
Pansy: no dumbass is a Gryffindor!
Theo: sorry what?! Who then?
Me: who has a name that starts with an N?
Neville: me?
Draco: pffft you got plant boy!
Me: I call him 🌸fLoWeR bOy🌸
*draco falls down laughing and rolls around*
Neville: you really had to tell him that?
(These lines inspired by: @Daisyroes33)
Theo: oh bloody hell. DRACO GET YOUR ASS UP!
Draco: *still rolls on the floor laughing*
Neville: uh I don't even know you!
Theo: let's keep it that way! Go back to your plants. DRACO I WEAR TO MERLIN IF YOU DONT GET YOUR ASS UP NOW-
Draco: *hurry's to get up and scrambles to other side of the room away from theo*
Me: um what in the world of cockroaches just happened? Actually never mind we have enough to worry about, so, sink or ship? I ship.
Theo, Neville, Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Dean, Seamus: SINK!
Dean: No way is Neville being with a Slytherin!
Seamus: Yeah!
Me: you guys can talk! Never knew, who ships it?
Twins, Harry, Silver trio, Luna: Ship!
Harry: sorry mate but you do both like green.
Theo: I'm going to fucking murder you all who shipped it! Especially you, Blaise, Pansy, and, Draco!
Me: oh stop it! Now let's see...8 ships...
Neville: 8?! Why? Come on guys!
Me: shush! And...7 sinks! So close but this ship is sailing!
Theo: don't you dare put a photo!
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Ginny: why are they in water?
Neville: that's not the point Ginny! The point is that there is a photo of us up there!
Me: next ship so stop sulking Theo!
Hermione: how do you choose the ships?
Me: I have a wheel of them all on my phone and spin it, whichever one it lands on that's the one I do.
Draco: ok but who the hell are you!
Me: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
Harry: no but actually, who are you? Are you even a witch?
Me: *sends a stinging jinx and Harry* that prove that I'm a witch? And my names Sam.
Harry: yeah but why such an aggressive jinx
Me: why not? So next ship!
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How HP characters react to different ships!
RandomBasically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠 #1 in Haron 1/24/24 #1 in Lavon 1/24/24 #1 in Blamione 3/3/24 #3 in Snack 3/3/24 ...
