Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠
#1 in Haron 1/24/24
#1 in Lavon 1/24/24
#1 in Blamione 3/3/24
#3 in Snack 3/3/24
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A/N after this ship the last 5 all include James in them then we will have a new wheel. Side note and doesn't have anything to do with the story but when I type Ron 🍹 this is a suggestion. Idk why but it is.
Me: the snack that smiles back, goldfish! *throws goldfish in the air*
Pansy: why are you eating goldfish? Aren't they pets
Me: nope *shoves a handful in my mouth*
Ron: 🍹
Me: ooooo *snatches drink* slurp
Ron: HEY that's my drink
Me: mine now bitch
Gred: watch the language children are watching *points to you*
Me: meh *walks up to screen* do you care if I curse? No? Ok thanks bitch.
Forge: no like an actual child is here *points at teddy*
Me: oops... *snaps and he disappears* now there are no children MWHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN CURSE ALL I WANT! FUCK BITCH SHIT HELL DICKHEAD GIT PRICK NIG-
Dean: OK THATS ENOUGH only I can say that word. NIG-
Me: SHUT UP ILL GET CANCELLED
Dean: oops
Me: yeah oops bitch
Hermione: can we get to the ship
Me: but it's awful *whines like a child*
Luna: it's can't be that bad it's love
Me: it's bad they would kill each other within 5 seconds (A/N I misspelled within and it auto corrected to shotgun. I'm concerned)
Ginny: yeah that is bad
Me: besides I have to summon the other person and the only way to do that is by sacrificing someone else
Everyone: 👁️👄👁️
Me: y'all look like you're about to shit your pants.
Draco: SACRIFICE WEASEL
Me: ok *snaps and the lights turn blood red*
Ron: WAIT WHAT NOOOO
Me: komalaka komalaka komalaka SUMINA SUMINA MUVASTA YAAAAAAA CHUBALA NETAMI LOSAMA VODKA *rises off the ground possessed*
Ron: *crying* no please I don't want to dieeeseee waaaaaaaaaaa
Me: SHUMA LAAAAAAA KUUUUUUVAAAAAAA DASANI WATER RAAAAAAAA RAWR MEEEEEEEETALAAALALALA SINCO DE MAYO
*lights start to flicker*
Everyone: *balling there eyes*
Me: *draws a pentagram around ron* I PRESENT RONALD WEASLEY AS THY SACRIFICE!!!!
*lights turn off and everyone screams*
Me: *on the floor laughing* hahahahaha *wheezes*
Harry: someone turn the lights on!!!
Me: *still wheezing but snaps and the lights turn on*
Ron: *passed out in the middle of the pentagram*
Hermione: RON!
Me: *still laughing as everyone rushes to ron*
Ginny: how are you laughing??? YOU JUST SACRIFICED MY BROTHER
Me: *wipes a tear* he's alive *wheezes* y'all are so gullible *wheezes again while still rolling on the floor laughing*
Ron: huh what happened...IS THIS THE AFTERLIFE
Hermione: you're alive!
Ron: I was dead?
Me: *wheezing still* I didn't even get the other person for the ship here
Draco: well just do it!
Me: ok fine buzz kill *snaps and other person appears*
???: why am I here again?
Me: your in another ship! Now I bet you no one can guess the ship by the name which is SNACK
???: that includes me how
Me: well the first two letters are part of your name then the rest it the last name of the other person who is in the room
Hermione: snack...oh
Me: I'm guessing by how green you are you figured it out
Hermione: yeah and you were right they would kill each other
Sirius: what is it
Me: well this is awkward...cuz it's you and snape
Sirius: SNIVILUS
Snape: that mutt?
Me: so sink...?
Snape: yes now if you don't mind I will be leaving *dramatic cloak swoosh*
Sirius: I'd rather die then be near snivilus
Me: so you also sink I do to
Harry: and I thought the ship with Snape and Remus was bad
Sirius: Remus was also shipped with snivilus???
Remus: Sirius stop with the names
Me: just vote so we can put the picture up and move on
Everyone: sink!
Me: thank god
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Sirius: hmmmm it's needs less snivilus in it
Me: yeah but NEXT SHIP
A/N: I realized that as I progressively got more off track it was basically like William Faulkner's work who just writes down whatever comes to mind and makes it a story. I did not plan to have a summoning but here we are
