How HP characters react to different ships!

Drucius🤮🤢 (non-canon thankfully)

I just got back why this😭😭😭 bruhhhhhhhhhh

Me: no *lifts gun to head*

Everyone: OMG SAM NO OMG STOP PUT THE GUN DOWN WOAH

Me: THIS SHIP NEEDS TO DIE *pulls trigger*

*i appear back*

Me: WHY GOD DAMNIT *pulls trigger again and reappears again* AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK OMG LET ME DIE I CANT DO THESE SHIPS ANYMORE

Albus: is she ok...?

Me: oh forgot y'all were here BUT NO IM NOT OK THE SHIP IS DRUCIUS

Draco: *faints*

Me: ya well byeeeeeeee *snaps and scorbus disappears*

Draco: *gets up* why was I only the floor

Me: the ship

(Projectile vomit thing)

Draco: *projectile vomits all over the place*

Ron: *also projectile vomits*

Harry: *also also projectile vomits*

Me: *also also also projectile vomits*

Pansy: *also also also also projectile vomits*

Blaise: *also also also also also projectile vomits*

Seamus: *also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Dean: *also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Hermione: *also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Neville: *also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Ginny: *also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Fred: *also also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

George: *also also also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Luna: *stares at everyone projectile vomiting for a bit then also also also also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

(Ur safe for now)

Me: let's just vote and get this over with

Draco: Imma be sick *violently throwing up*

Me: cutesie

Draco: *still violently throwing up*

Me: ok anyways SINK OR ELSE THIS DAGGER WILL BE IN YOUR HEART

Everyone: sink

Me: ok thank you now a foto if I will

Draco: oh god please no

Me: how shippy do we want it

Blaise: what

Me: like kissy or no kissy

Draco: NO KISSY

Me: kissy? Ok

(Projectile vomit thing)

Draco: *projectile vomits all over the place*

Ron: *also projectile vomits*

Harry: *also also projectile vomits*

Me: *also also also projectile vomits*

Pansy: *also also also also projectile vomits*

Blaise: *also also also also also projectile vomits*

Seamus: *also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Dean: *also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Hermione: *also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Neville: *also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Ginny: *also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Fred: *also also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

George: *also also also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

Luna: *stares at everyone projectile vomiting for a bit then also also also also also also also also also also also also also projectile vomits*

(Ur safe for now)

Me: *burps cutely* next ship