Moon: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Chan: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
~~~
Hyunjin: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Moon: *chugs entire bottle*
Moon: It's perfume.
~~~
Moon: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Changbin: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
~~~
Seungmin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Lee Know: *turning to Moon* How tall are you?
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Moon: HELP! I TOLD FELIX I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Lee Know, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Moon: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Lee Know: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Chan isn't
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Hyunjin: Lee Know isn't answering his phone
Han: I'll call
Hyunjin: Chan and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Lee Know: Hello?
~~~
Chan: You know those things will kill you, right?
Lee Know, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Moon, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Han: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
~~~
Moon: I think Han was right.
Seungmin: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Chan: He wouldn't do that.
Han: You're right, Chan. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Han: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Han Told You So' on the back*
~~~
I.N: *Screams*
Moon: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Chan: Should we do something?!
Changbin, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
~~~
Moon: Bye Hyunjin! Bye Chan! Bye Han! Bye Seungmin! Bye I.N! By Changbin! Bye Felix! Bye Lee Know! Bye Hyunjin!
Chan: You said 'bye Hyunjin' twice.
Moon: I like Hyunjin.
~~~
Moon: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Lee Know: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Moon: Three of us saw it, Lee Know. How do you explain that?
Lee Know: *points at Chan* Sleep deprivation. *points at Han* Paranoia. *points at Seungmin* Delusional personality disorder.
~~~
Changbin: Good morning.
I.N: Good morning.
Felix: Good morning.
Han: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Moon: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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I.N: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Moon will and will not eat.
Lee Know: Grass? Yes!
Hyunjin: Moss? Yes!!
Lee Know: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Han: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Hyunjin: Worms? Sometimes!
I.N: Rocks? Usually nah.
Han: Twigs? Usually!
Felix: Seungmin's cooking? Inconclusive!
Changbin: How did you... test this?
Felix: You just hand her stuff and say 'eat this' and if she eats it, she eats it.
Chan: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Seungmin: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
~~~
Moon: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Lee Know: Rude.
Hyunjin: That's fair.
Han: Not again.
Seungmin: Are you going to want this back?
~~~
Moon: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Lee Know: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hyunjin: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Han: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Chan: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
~~~
Moon: Is having a penis fun?
Lee Know: It has its ups and downs.
Changbin: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Han: It's a pain in the ass.
Chan: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.
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Moonshine (Stray Kids ninth member)
RandomIn which the group Stray Kids has a female member I base my stories off certain experiences. So there will be TWs. I won't add them to the chapters but know this story is basically a giant TW as it mention a lot of things in almost every chapters th...
