Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Hyunjin*
Hyunjin: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Moon: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
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Han: You think I really give a fuck? I can't even read.
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Lee Know: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
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Felix: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Moon: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.
Chan:
Moon: What
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*Moon and Lee Know are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Moon: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Lee Know, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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Moon: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Seungmin: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
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Hyunjin: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Moon: You mean literally or figuratively?
I.N: Honestly, the fact that we have to specify...
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Chan, talking to Hyunjin on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Hyunjin: You bet!
Chan: At what temperature?
Hyunjin: 535.
Chan: That's the clock.
Hyunjin:
Chan:
Hyunjin: 536.
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Felix: This is such a bad idea.
Lee Know: Then why are you coming along?
Felix: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Moon: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Hyunjin: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Moon: Absolutely not.
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Moon: *Accidentally hits Changbin in the face*
Moon: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Moon: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Changbin: What's wrong with you?!
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Moon: I turned out perfectly fine!
Chan: Moon, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Moon: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Hyunjin: Seungmin was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Seungmin: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Hyunjin: Seungmin, you ate a chair.
Seungmin: Moon dared me to!
Chan: Why I'd pick you for my team...
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Lee Know: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Seungmin, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Lee Know: BLOCKED.
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Hyunjin: *Gets down on one knee*
Seungmin: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Hyunjin: *Falls over*
Seungmin: The poison is kicking in.
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I.N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Seungmin, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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Moon: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Moon: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.
Moon: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'
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Moon: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Lee Know: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Lee Know*
Lee Know: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Moon: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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Moonshine (Stray Kids ninth member)
RandomIn which the group Stray Kids has a female member I base my stories off certain experiences. So there will be TWs. I won't add them to the chapters but know this story is basically a giant TW as it mention a lot of things in almost every chapters th...
