Moon: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.
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Moon: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.
Moon: Me too!
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Moon: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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Moon: Don't weep for the stupid. You'll be crying all day.
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Chan: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.
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Moon: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Seungmin, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.
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Moon: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
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Lee Know: How the hell are you still alive?
Moon: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Jae Hoon: So, you're my best friend.
Moon: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Moon: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
Jae Hoon:
Jae Hoon: I want a new sister
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Moon: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Hyunjin: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Moon, to Lee Know: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?
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Moon: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Seungmin: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Moon: You're mean!
Lee Know: You're meaner!
Moon: Yeah, well, you're ugly too!
Lee Know: You're uglier!
Moon: You're a dumbass!
Lee Know: You're a dumberass!
Moon: You think "dumberass" is a good insult!
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Moon: So, you lied to me?
Han: That depends on how you define lying.
Moon: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Han: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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Moon: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
Seungmin: Technically a mix of green and blue?
Moon: So blurple.
Lee Know: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
Moon: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
I.N: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.
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Moon: You look good in that hoodie.
Hyunjin: You know where else I'd look good?
Moon, zero hesitation: My bed.
Hyunjin, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Moon: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Chan: Why? Cause they're big and scary?
Moon: Because they're dead.
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Moon, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Han: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Moon: I have depression, what do you think?
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I.N: Moon told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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Moon: What are you drinking?
Lee Know: Vodka.
Moon: Straight?
Lee Know: No, gay. Why?
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Yuna: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Moon: If it is, I'll see you in hell.
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Chan: You need to stop swearing so much.
Moon: Shut the fuck up.
Chan: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Moon: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Chan: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Moon: Shit the beep up.
Chan:
Moon: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
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Chae-Ri and Hyung-Sik, at Moon's funeral: We need a moment with her.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Chae-Ri, leaning over Moon's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Moon, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
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Yeji: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Moon: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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Moonshine (Stray Kids ninth member)
AléatoireIn which the group Stray Kids has a female member I base my stories off certain experiences. So there will be TWs. I won't add them to the chapters but know this story is basically a giant TW as it mention a lot of things in almost every chapters th...
