Hyunjin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lee Know: Several traffic violations.
Moon: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Han: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Seungmin: Also, that's not our car.
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I.N: What does 'take out' mean?
Felix: Food.
Chan: Dating
Lee Know: Murder
Moon: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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I.N, trying to convince Chan to join the late night trip to get ice cream: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Lee Know: And old!
Seungmin: And grumpy!
Moon: And oblivious to reality!
Chan:
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Moon: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Lee Know: Tubular AF!
Chan: Mood to the max!
Han, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Seungmin, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Felix: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Seungmin: Have everyone stand.
Chan: Bring three more chairs!
Moon: The most important ones can sit down.
Lee Know: Kill three.
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Han: Favorite horror movie?
Lee Know: It
Changbin: Saw
Moon: Annabelle
Seungmin: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
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Chan: Anyone d-
Moon: Depressed?
Han: Drained?
Hyunjin: Dumb?
Seungmin: Disliked?
Chan: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
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Hyunjin: I'm an idiot.
Lee Know:
Chan:
Han:
Seungmin:
Felix:
Moon:
I.N:
Changbin:
Hyunjin:
Lee Know: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Felix: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Seungmin: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Moon: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Han: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Hyunjin: My moral code, is that you?
Felix:
Felix: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Chan: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Seungmin: 'Prettiest Smile'
Felix: 'Nicest Personality'
Moon: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Changbin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Moonshine (Stray Kids ninth member)
De TodoIn which the group Stray Kids has a female member I base my stories off certain experiences. So there will be TWs. I won't add them to the chapters but know this story is basically a giant TW as it mention a lot of things in almost every chapters th...
