Moon: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT. And also pansexual, but mainly a threat.
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Moon: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Moon: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Moon: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Moon: Do you take constructive criticism?
Lee Know: I only take cash or credit.
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Moon: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Hyunjin: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Moon: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Moon: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Chan: Twelve, actually.
Moon: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
I.N: Yours!
Moon: That's right: no one's.
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Moon: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Seungmin: What's that?
Moon: Remorse code.
Seungmin: I'm even angrier now.
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Moon: This is bothering me.
Hyunjin: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Moon: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Moon: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Felix: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Chan, addressing the members: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Changbin: But – that's just a trash can.
Chan: It sure is!
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Moon: So that's my plan.
Changbin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Moon: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Changbin: It fucking sucks.
Moon: That's not constructive criticism.
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Yeji: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Moon: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Moon: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Yeji:
Yeji: Moon, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Moon: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Chan: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Moon: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Felix: Where are you going?
Moon: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
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Moon: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Changbin: Moon, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Moon: You love me, right, Hyunjin?
Hyunjin: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Moon: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Seungmin: Really? Name one law
Moon: Don't kill people?
Seungmin: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Moon: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Chan: You need to stop.
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I.N: Seungmin, my old arch enemy.
Lee Know: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
I.N: I have a life outside of you, Lee Know.
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Moonshine (Stray Kids ninth member)
RandomIn which the group Stray Kids has a female member I base my stories off certain experiences. So there will be TWs. I won't add them to the chapters but know this story is basically a giant TW as it mention a lot of things in almost every chapters th...
