Moon: Goodnight moon.
Moon: Goodnight tree.
Moon: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Hyunjin: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Moon: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Chan: Lee Know... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Lee Know: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Chan:
Chan: I wrote sanitize, Lee Know.
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I.N: How do I deal with my enemies?
Moon: Kill them
I.N: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Moon: Kill them only a little?
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Moon: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Ryujin: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
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Yeji: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Moon: Thank you
Yeji: I didn't say that was a good thing
Moon: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Chaeryeong, tending to Moon's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Moon: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Sana: How petty can you get?
Moon: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Moon: What's up guys? I'm back.
The rest of SKZ: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. We literally saw you die.
Moon: Death is a social construct.
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Moon: I'm going to take you out
Hyunjin: great, it's a date!
Moon: I meant that as a threat.
Hyunjin: See you at five!
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Nayeon: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Moon: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Han: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Seungmin: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Han: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Moon: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Jeongyeon: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Moon: You kill people for money?!
Changbin: I can explain!
Moon: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Lia: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Moon: Killed without hesitation.
Lia: No.
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Moon: Yuna and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Yuna: Sentences.
Moon: Don't interrupt me.
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Keeho: Okay, help me please!
Moon: Got two words for you.
Keeho: I bet they won't be helpful.
Moon: Your problem.
Keeho: I was right
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Hyunjin: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Moon: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Hyunjin:
Hyunjin: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Chaeryeong: It's dark in here
Moon: Don't worry dude I got this
Moon: *Stomps her feet*
Moon: *Skechers light up*
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Chan, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Moon: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Moonshine (Stray Kids ninth member)
RandomIn which the group Stray Kids has a female member I base my stories off certain experiences. So there will be TWs. I won't add them to the chapters but know this story is basically a giant TW as it mention a lot of things in almost every chapters th...
