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Wedding is all fun and games until it's time to leave while you're exhausted and drunk. This was Nabi's case, however, San could only relate to being drunk, if anything he felt more energetic than ever, using all of his energy to mess with his neighbor.
"I can't believe your 'dear best friends' left you with me." The girl whined as she leaned on the bench throwing her head back. currently, she was just a few meters from the after-party, trying to convince San to leave with her. "I'm so beating their asses tomorrow!" She added as San giggled.
"what's so funny??"
"I just thought of you actually beating their asses."
"Oh my god. How did you even manage to get this drunk?"
"I drank cocktails!" the smiling man answered.
"Oh really? NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"
"Stop being grumpy," San squished the girl's cheeks, chuckling at the sight, only getting a sigh from her in return.
"Okay, I think you got enough fresh air, I'm getting a cab."
"NO!" He practically shouted, scaring the girl.
"What?"
"Let's take a walk instead!"
"Yeah, sure!" She answered while fake-smiling. "How about we spend the rest of the night wandering around instead of going home?"
"SURE!"
"No. get your ass up." San pouted before grabbing the girl's phone and standing up.
"what will you do if I run away with your phone?"
"Take the phone back and call an ambulance when you fall and break your neck!"
"Oh c'mon, you're so rude while drunk."
"And you're annoying, what about it?"
"It's almost like we switched roles," Nabi immediately scoffed at San's joke as her eyes widened.
"So you're saying I'm usually annoying?" The girl laughed without humor as she crossed her arms, "Fine, then find someone less annoying who'll take your ugly ass back to your ugly ass flat you ugly ass bitch!"
"That's a funny way of saying you want to go for a walk with me but I'm down!" Nabi scoffed at him as she stood up and tried to leave only for San to grab her hand.
"Nabi, my head is spinning you can't leave me alone!"
"Watch me." She pulled her hand but his hand tightened around hers even more. The girl's eyes fell to their locked hands, her face reddening.
"What are you guys doing?" Yunho, who just walked out of the building, asked while staring at the two. His voice causes San's hand to loosen allowing Nabi to pull her hand away.
"Nothing. I'm trying to book a cab but San stole my phone."
"I can drive you,"
"didn't you drink?"
"Nope. Now help me get San in the car."
"You're a man just pick him up"
"Pick him up? his shoulders only weigh more than my whole body what are you talking about?"
"You really should start going to the gym." The man let out a loud scoff.
"Like you're the one to talk?!"
"Guys! chill, chill," San interrupted the two. Still having a drunk smile on his face, "You don't need to fight, I can walk to the car on my own!" He said as he stood up before immediately falling back on the concrete. "Ouch...I think I broke my ass..."
"Okay. let's carry him together."
It was a fun drive home, at least for Yunho since San and Nabi kept on bickering, and it made him laugh until San fell asleep in the back seat.
"So..."
"So?"
"So! I saw you two dancing earlier..."
"Oh yeah, He refused to dance with me at first but when I got him to agree he didn't want to stop, I must be such a good dancing partner!" The girl answered while cockily flippin' her hair.
"Or, hear me out! He's into you!" Yunho said as he wiggled his brows at the girl causing her to snort.
"Yeah, sure!"
"I'm being serious!"
"The only thing he's into is being a grumpy old man."
"Aren't you the girl who talks about how hot her neighbor is 24/7? I thought Soojin was the one who liked old men." The boy replied before chuckling at his own joke.
"Oh my god! shut up? what if he can hear you?!"
"Nabi, hunny, you straight up tell him how hot he is to his face while flirting like 25/8 you really don't have to shush me!"
"Oh, right."
"And I think Mom liked him!"
"Stop calling my mom mom."
"But she told me to call her mom?"
"No, she's my mom." the girl answered with her arms crossed causing Yunho to roll his eyes at the girl's childishness.
"you missed the point! She rarely likes boys you go out with!"
"She did like Jeno though..."
"And San is doing a great job at making her forget about him! I think that you two fake dating was a great idea."
"Well all of my ideas are great, but thanks!"
"Gosh, I can't be with you anymore, you can get out, we're here," Yunho said as he stopped the car in front of the building.
"You're not going to help me carry him inside?"
"No thanks! just wake him up." Both of them looked back at the sleeping man.
"He straight up looks dead, how do you expect me to wake him up?"
"Well, he's your boyfriend for the night so that sounds like a you problem!" Yunho joked.
"Hyunmi was right after all, we should put you up for adoption."
The girl got out of the passenger seat, and approached the back door, opening it.
"San" She called as she shook the boy lightly but he didn't budge.
"Oh my god... is he really dead?" The man in the driver seat asked as his eyes widened making Nabi roll her eyes at his stupidity.
"Consider shutting up?" She said before shaking her neighbor again, this time more harshly, "San, wake up, we're home" This time it actually worked and San opened his eyes.
"Thank god he's alive."
"YUNHO!" Nabi yelled.
"WHAT?!"
San got out of the car lazily while rubbing his eyes. The girl couldn't help but smile at the sight before she caught herself being a simp and immediately stopped.
"Good night lovebirds!"
"I hope when you get home and finally be able to lay on your bed both sides of your pillow will be warm."
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A/N Thank you for reading and voting! I hope you're enjoying my story so far! Also, I'm alive ayo? haha ... I am aware my updates are slow but in my defense I legit had a midterm yesterday so I didn't have time to write sorry :/ But! I think I'll be able to post more often soon (hopefully)
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