One Helluva Team

Season 2 Episode 3: Exes and Oohs

(Updated character appearance of someone who appears in Apology Tour, I think I got everything)

No POV 

We begin this chapter with Y/n, Loona, and Moxxie all sitting on their own within the meeting room, Y/n was twirling The Hounds around while his sword sat upon the desk in its sheathe. Loona was texting on her phone, and Moxxie looked to be trying to say something, but wasn't sure on how to approach the situation 

Moxxie: "You know...I check the scale today, and it said I lost two pounds this week" 

Y/n: "Oh fuck, not this again"

Loona looked like she couldn't care less about this information. Looking him up and down before sighing and rolling her eyes while Moxxie looked annoyed

Moxxie: "I. Am not. Fat!" 

Y/n: "Only in the right-" 

He was cut off when Millie kicked open the door her coffee cup in hand, one that had been shattered some time ago and was put back together as best as she could, but that wasn't important, what was important was the fact that she was pissed beyond all reason at the moment as she stomped pass the three while growling 

She then tossed the mug onto the table, somehow not shattering it to pieces and disturbing Loona while she spoke to herself

Millie: "Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!" 

She then slammed her fist into a button on the wall with a note above it saying "Nut Button" and a standee of a human popped up with three targets and a speech bubble that said "Hi I'm a Hooman!" 

She then threw her knife into the first target, that being the groin, then she grabbed Y/n's sword and threw that, too, impaling the chest, then she leaped at it with a battle cry and tore the standee up, standing on it and biting into the head like a rabid animal while the others looked at her, concerned 

Moxxie: "Millie, honey? Everything ok?" 

She then turned around with glowing eyes and hissed at him like a creature straight from... y'know... before calming down seconds later 

Millie: "Yeah...just... bumped into an ex" 

Moxxie: "...Oh!...oh..."

Millie then dismounted the standee, removing Y/n's sword and giving it back to him while explaining what happened 

Millie: "He just kept going on about how he has money now, and a bright future, and a bigger cock!" 

Moxxie: "Wait, what?" 

Millie: "And every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it, I just need to..." 

With another scream of anger, she smashed over a filing cabinet and sending its contents everywhere while a pissed off Blitz entered the room with a phone in hand 

Blitz: "What the fuck is all this noise?! I've got a client on the phone!" 

Moxxie: "Sorry sir, I'll get this all cleaned-" 

Upon seeing the contents of the filing cabinet, we saw that it was in fact hundreds of rather...intimate photos, one such being a duo of imps making out in horse costumes 

Moxxie: "What is this?" 

Blitz walked over and took the photo from Moxxie, an embarrassed smile on his face as he tried to make an excuse for it 

Blitz: "Uh, research...for science! Put it back, correctly, ok? Alphabetize them" 

Blitz then wandered off, leaving the others back in the meeting room as Y/n was now browsing his phone with nothing to do at that moment, until he choked on his own saliva with what he saw