One Helluva Team

Season 2: Episode 8: The Full Moon

No POV

We begin this chapter a few weeks after where we last left off, it's the next full moon and that means it's Blitz's time to go and visit Stolas as part of their deal. Now, we find ourselves watching as Stolas gets out of bed

Once that was done, instead of finding ourselves in Hell, we get a view of the human world where a cloaked woman was pushing her stroller in a park before stopping at a hill to smell one of the flowers. As she did this, the stroller began to roll forwards and then started barreling down the steep hills of the park

Woman: "My baby! Someone save my baby!" 

The woman cried as she chased after the stroller while it continued on its directionless rampage, narrowly avoiding sharks and crocodiles before leaving the park entirely as cars swerved to avoid hitting an infant

Two workers were currently working on carrying a large glass pane to their truck

Worker: "Sure hope this glass doesn't break"

Surprisingly, the stroller missed the glass, but it hit one of the workers instead, knocking him to the ground and causing the glass to fall and shatter while also filling the two workers with glass shards like they were pin cushions

Worker: "It broke!" 

As the stroller continued down the road, it was heading in the direction of a nuclear waste plant where a man was seen pushing a convenient ramp towards the fence that would give the Stroller a chance to land in a large, open barrel of waste that just reduced a bird to bones in an instant

However, that wouldn't happen to the baby as a man was seen walking across the road licking an ice cream that then fell from the cone and onto the ground. Instead of walking away, however, he knelt down and went to scoop it up to continue eating. This put him in the way of the stroller and stopped it in time

The mother of the baby then popped up out from behind a car, her face still concealed by the hood of her clothes as she ran to the man

Woman: "Oh thank you, thank you!"

She then pulled the man into a hug while he tried and failed to lick his very dirty ice cream

Woman: "How could I ever repay you?" 

Man: "No need, ma'am. I was just in the right place at the right time" 

However, as he said this, we saw a glowing hand emerge from the stroller and steal the man's wallet. When he walked off, still licking his ice cream, the mother then looked around and pulled the stroller into an alleyway

Once they were sure no one was there, we saw them for who they truly were as Collin, the cherub from long ago, shot out from the bottom of the coat and was breathing heavily

Collin: "Did you have to hug him so hard? I'm at underwear level and he clearly didn't shower today"

The "mother" then removed the hood to reveal it to be Keenie

Keenie: "Oh quit complaining, I had to sell it, didn't I? How'd we do, Cletus?"

Cletus, who was pretending to be the baby, then emerged from the Stroller, counting the cash they got from the wallet with a disappointed look on his face

Cletus: "Not great, let's set up for another run" 

Revealing this to be a scam they had been running, Cletus then tucked himself back under the blankets while Collin looked unsure of all of this