11 | Solarballs GC (😨)

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A/N: expect... some innuendos and cursing. Some personalities will differ from canon, and this is based off one of my group chats with my irl friends 💀👍 be warned

hot planetary babes

Earth: HEY ‼️‼️ HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY

Jupiter: Oh like the thing your Earthlings celebrate??

Saturn: Sounds fun!! Hope you enjoy it

Earth: FUCK IT UP HUSBANDS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM?? VALID AF 🥳🥳 #divorcedbeheadeddiedsurvived #lovemydads

Saturn: Thank You Earth :) love you (platonic)

Venus: IM GONNA SKIP AROUND SATURNS 65TH RING WHO THE FUCK LEFT SO MUCH FUCKING SPACE DEBRIS IN MY ORBIT

Earth: I did say it was April fools day 🤭

Mars: LMAO OKAY why Venus specifically

Earth: He's  on thin ice (not ice cause his surface is too hot for that) for tryna take the goldilocks zone from me don't think I didn't forget 👩‍🚀 but I won't go too far

Mars: You pulled the "friendship is magic" card on him there and it worked so good on you two

Mercury: Maybe he could take a couple lessons from that

Earth: YALL GONNA LEAVE MY MANS CRYING DONT DO HIM LIKE THAT LMAOOOOO 💀💀

Earth: but they're not wrong

Earth was removed from 'hot planetary babes'

Venus: time-out bitchass

Uranus: 😨

Mars: HOWD HE GET REMOVED???

Venus: I convinced The Sun cause I said he was out of his orbit again

Jupiter: The Sun doesn't even talk in this group chat I didn't even know he was in here beforehand.

Neptune: she hears all 🐢

Mars: Snitching is crazy he didn't even do that

Uranus: Neptune are you letting autocorrect speak for you again 🧍‍♂️ do I need to teach you how to spell because I can probably help out

Neptune: thanks

Uranus: Gonna take that as a yes then

Earth: GUESS WHOS BACK⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🥶🥶🥵😏

Mars: How did you get back in???

Venus: who tf added you back it doesn't even say

Mercury: He asked me to talk to the Sun to let him back in but he didn't cave

Earth: cold asf for the sun to do that but it's okay I forgive him no the less 🆘♨️

Jupiter: I checked the logs no one here added you back

Earth: and⁉️⁉️ whatd I say before Im built:DILFFERENT🥶😱😱

Venus: let's just all blame mercury

Saturn: What Did Mercury Do???

Mercury: He's just obsessed with trying to bully me

Uranus: Maybe he likes you Idk (I don't believe that but self projection I guess)

Venus: tf no i only like women

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