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25 | Headcanons + Art

A/N: Hiya! Some of these headcanons are a little AU-centric but still can be applied to Solarballs canon. This also includes the earthlings, not just the planets/moons!

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SmurfleTheSmurf - Earth, Mars, Venus, Uranus, Neptune, Planet X, Jupiter, Saturn, Astrodude, Houston, NASADude
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1. Earth memorized every single moon and planet. Not only this, he knows exactly where every organ, artery and vein is. This isn't meant to be used against anyone, it's just in case someone gets hurt and needs medical assistance. But he can use it to fight back if he needs to.

2. Houston does care a little bit about Astrodude, he's not completely heartless. He just likes being a self-aware asshole because he gets away with it and it's fun. There's no secret motivation behind wanting to kill Astrodude, he's petty and if anything, he's a little scared of Astrodude.

3. Houston is deathly afraid of Astrowife. In my personal headcanon, Astrowife's a lawyer. He knows that he's fucked if they ever try suing him.

OHOH! Also, have this thingy I made of Houston.

4. NASADude has a necklace with the letter "H" on it that's meant to stand for Houston. This can be interpreted as platonic or romantic— looking at you, NASA x Houston shippers!

5. The Sun has mixed feelings about Earth. He cares for him a lot but he's uncomfortable about Earth's supposed Type 2 Civilization in the future (where humans can harness the energy of the Sun). Also because for that to happen, humans would have to destroy Mercury to make the materials.

6. Earth had no mercy back then. His "golden days" were the 1950's to the 2000's. Remember when I mentioned in the Terrestial Planets Headcanons chapter that he'd publicly announce changes his earthlings made? When Pluto was demoted, the first thing Earth made sure to do as soon as he got the word was to announce it to EVERYBODY in the solar system.

He could've just sent a message through Mercury to Pluto, but he did it out of spite merely because Pluto made a lighthearted taunt towards him the last time they met.

(This is NOT Pluto slander. I love Pluto! This is just my personal take on why everyone calls Earth the Golden Boy.)

7. When Earth's upset, he causes natural disasters on his surface. The worst natural disasters that struck humanity were because of pure, unfiltered rage from Earth at his earthlings.

8. I don't usually like incorporating the countries and organizations into SB, but I'll make it work somehow. Countries/organizations can survive a lot of things that'd normally kill them.

9. Planets/moons with atmospheres heal from injuries quicker. The exception is if it's something that's other emotionally scarred them or if the wounds deep enough to "leak through" their atmosphere. A good example for this is Uranus. The scar on his throat is from Planet X during his betrayal, and he's never been able to let it heal because Planet X was his closest friend.

10. Uranus is the only other planet who knows about Planet X's ejection. Saturn wanted to tell Uranus because he'd seen the worst side of Planet X, it was only fair for him to know. Occasionally, they bring it up when they're alone.

11. Earth sometimes sees flashes of Theia (who he doesn't remember or know who she is) when talking to Luna. He's never able to figure out why that happens or who it is.

12. Houston probably met some of the planets at least once or twice and didn't tell anyone. Why? Because he was drunk and forgot about it the next day. His entire time in space they just babysat him.

13. NASADude has a KIA (killed in action) bracelet dedicated to every astronaut that died during space missions as well as people in the army.

It's actually more obvious on THIS old drawing I made. I would've done more dynamic poses but I got lazy and was in a rush :]

14. Even though Venus doesn't show it, he'd probably be a good caretaker for Phobos and Deimos. Consider him as a babysitter or something. Mars leaves them with Venus whenever he's playing space cards with Earth.

15. In the early days of the Solar System, Jupiter taught Mars about more rational thinking. Mars wasn't as hot-headed as Venus was, but he often jumped to physical solutions rather than trying to talk it out before hand.

16. Earth constantly has injuries from asteroid dodgeball, and due to his gravitational pull they almost always end up hitting the same spot. (Y'know, the bandaid on his cheek, if you've seen my art of him before!) That's the reason behind it. If you're wondering how you're not dead, it's because the injury scraped his... atmosphere, even though you can't see it.

17. Saturn dresses his moons up, so they all look fashionable!

18. The day the Mars Rover missions succeeded, Earth and Luna gifted Mars several bags of chocolate in celebration.

19. Whenever the terrestrials told scary stories, Earth used to tell a story that Nibiru (the planet rumored to crash into Earth, AKA the 2012 cataclysm. NOT the fifth gas giant) tried attacking him in the past a couple hundred million years ago. Earth then ripped half its face off with an asteroid. Whether it's true or not is up to debate, cause he's not telling anyone!

20. Neptune leaves specific markings and writings when he's far off in his orbit. He does this so Uranus knows where he is, and that he's safe. At least for now.

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I think the fact that most of the drawings here involve Houston is saying something. I think I only really like him is cause of my design for him. Ah, shucks.

ANYWAYS! Have a great time of day as always, hopefully this was okay!