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Hello fellow Solarballs fan! This book is about oneshots, scenarios, headcanons, and even some art that is centered around the Solarballs fandom! This isn't a full fledged book, rather one of those oneshots books you see around.
1/29/2024
A/N: Remember that announcement I made? This might be a little series, it depends! But basically the Solarballs characters read fanfics dedicated to them. And yeah, smuts allowed... I had this anonymously requested to me by the author, and they wanted me to not say who it was.
CONTENT WARNING: - He's reading a SMUT FANFICTION ☠️ so, that's a content warning! Nothing too explicit though. I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN this was TERRIFYING.
- MIGHT BE A LITTLE OUT OF CHARACTER. IF they are OOC I am SORRY.
SHIPS: none. Except, well, Earth x Y/N, I guess.
FANFICTION BEING READ: Earth x F!Reader Smut by Anonymous
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Mercury, by the grace of God, had convinced The Sun to let the terrestrials have a brief hangout session where they read fanfiction about them. Earth had asked Jupiter to print out copies of the fanfiction, and now they were preparing to read them. Mercury was settled into an oversized beanbag, gradually sinking into it as time passed. Venus seemed to be questioning all of his life decisions, sitting on the asteroid-couch and slouched over. Mars was leaning on the armrest, trying to hold a straight face. Earth was in front of them, standing as he held the papers.
"Alright guys," Earth announced, rifling through the papers. "We're reading fanfiction my Earthlings made about us!"
Loud groans filled the room, followed by laughter. Mercury was covering his mouth with a hand, giggling. "Oh my gosh."
"Do we have to do this?" Venus asked in an exasperated voice, already knowing the answer.
"Oh, absolutely," Earth answered, grinning. "The fanfic we're reading today is..." he trailed off, his face dropping slightly. "'Earth Solarballs x F!Reader Smut," he read aloud.
Mercury couldn't hold his giggles back anymore, and he burst out into laughter. Mars coughed, looking up in surprise. Venus looked like he was about to throw up. "I'm never gonna see you the same again after this," Mars said.
Earth cleared his throat, preparing to read the fanfiction. "Okay, so this is in first person point-of-view, what should we name the reader?" he lowered the papers, looking at the others.
"It doesn't matter, keep it as a blank slate." Mars spoke up, moving to sit down on the couch next to Venus.
Earth nodded in response, clearing his throat as he began to read. "So... 'I was at the party with the inner planets that Luna had invited me to,'" he tilted his head. "So she's a planet like us. Makes sense."
Venus buried his face into a pillow. "I can't listen to this."
Mercury suddenly grabbed the paper from Earth. "Let me read the next part. 'I had drank a lot of alcohol and had met a couple of the other planets. I really got along with Mercury and Mars—'" his face lit up, while Mars raised an eyebrow. "Whoever made this, I wanna be their friend. Anyways! 'I got drunk and wobbled over towards Earth's orbit, knocking into some others but they didn't seem to mind.'"
