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Hello fellow Solarballs fan! This book is about oneshots, scenarios, headcanons, and even some art that is centered around the Solarballs fandom! This isn't a full fledged book, rather one of those oneshots books you see around.
1/29/2024
A/N: So, I asked everyone if they wanted me to upload an older version of Chapter 41, which was a little more... immature? I try to always be as mature as possible, which is why I decided to not do that version of the rant.
The original had me name dropping them. I decided not to because I might stir up unnecessary drama, and well, if they do come on here assuming I'm talking about them.. then that's honestly a stupid move on their part because now everyone knows it was them lol.
As much as I do want to name drop them, I have enough control not to. BUT if they do anything like, seriously bad, I'll bring attention to it, but not on here but on an alternate website.
CONTENT WARNING - Swearing - The author LOSING THEIR SHIT.
Enjoy :)
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(SCRAPPED VERSION - COPY PASTED FROM GOOGLE DOCS !!)
An open letter to the obnoxious, intolerant, craven, narcissistic fandom-wide embarrassment known as the person im about to call out!!
They have feuds with little kids online when they're old enough to have a job and probably drive a car by now. They publicly post people's users and have their friends harass them when they don't agree with their ships. Bitch PLEASE. You wouldn't know what they're doing?? You're always going off on people online, but you never show up to work??
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Next time you have the nerve to call out other people, at least they don't have to be begged by their mom to brush their teeth still
"M-m-makes me u-u-uncomfortable that y-you say this stuff about my comfort s-ship—🥺🥺🥺" no one fucking cares that your attention depleted pointy chinned paparazzi pepperoni pink ass is scared by a few capital letters that you'd learn in the 1st grade and nor do we care about your headcanons of Iris x Earth
"There's no way you ship Saturn x Uranus that ship cannot be real!!" What ISN'T' REAL is that atrocious art style you have. Ain't never trust them oversized eyes shitty digital art pfps nor them ibis paint pointy chinned prick pfps 🏃💨
And I KNOW your ass isn't talking when you drew that Iris x Earth ship art with the art template with the bulked up ugly ass rusted up Iris holding Earth bridal style. Who do you think you are?? You were crying on VC because someone didn't wanna match profile pictures with you..
"I never trusted Moogie, they're so mean to me about my comfort ship Iris x Earth!" I don't even want to fucking interact with you in the first place. You want to kiss me so bad right now on your crusted over towel textured light bulb laced and lit lips that'd you'd tell me all these things you've collected about me. So in opposing to that, just like how your facial structure looks like your ass was literally handed to you like a mask filled with beetle bug maggot eggs, let's just say my wishes aren't too fair on your behalf. My hopes are that, like the pro ship lover spaghetti textured ass hair you are, you take home this burly bear bitten curly bearded man home from your little beat down bar and get a fist shoved so far up your ass that your organs are pulled out like silly string in a line of blood as you try to shriek out as you're choking in your blood filled mouth. You look like the vomit mess of two chimps all the while trying to rip each other to bits and pieces. This is getting a bit lengthy, so in conclusion: suck your own shit and choke on it you blanket banging teeth hanging lolipop sucking ass fucking stool bench of a dipshitting prickful dickhead.
