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38 | Solarballs Hot Takes 2

A/N: Hi guys! Round two of this :]

CONTENT WARNING:

- Me cussing out someone. Be warned.

- Mentions of Iris x Earth. In advance if you ship Iris x Earth get the FUCK OUT. If you make ONE comment trying to defend the ship you are getting blocked.

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Now I see why you decided to hide behind an anonymous message. Okay. So that's what you're gonna try dropping and then leave.

HOLY SHIT can you shut your pomegranate grapefruit melon sized mouth for a fucking minute I can smell those rotting purple scotched green touched pale pussed gums of yours from across your tiny ass screen with more fractures than a fucking spiderweb. I can put on a whole firework 4th of July show or send off a plane on your landing strip long ass soft boiled egg ass forehead with the ramp being your hip ass mountainous monstrous ridge built cheese wheeled dirt holed fuck ass nose you got there taking up all the space on your foreheadius-maximus not to mention I can cut open a fucking safe with that crescent moon butcher knife cobbler banana shaped chin you got at the end of yo head like the treasure on a fucking pirates map.

Nasty ass foul creature vile as fuck not even the wicked witch of the west would want to put it in they potions cause a single word from that stank ass mouth of yours would fuck up not only the entire potion, but would send the entire fucking warlock-witch counsel into a fucking com, cause that's what you are: a twitching blue haired double chinned sagging sac faced teeth rotting fuck up who needs to shut that fuck up before we all get chronic wasting disease from that ill-hole bacteria infested flesh hole you call your mouth.

I genuinely don't see why you even tried messaging me when I've openly stated I hate the ship multiple times. Get out of my account and never speak to me again holy fucking shit I'm so sick of this fandom sometimes.

Except you guys, you guys are the best! (Talking to my readers, you guys are super cool)

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