A/N: While I'm working on art+headcanons and a longer oneshot, have this lil thing :] be warned there are some adult jokes like the last two! Characters personalities might be slightly different from canon
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hot planetary babes
Neptune: I just ate a whole jar of Nutella all by myself! 👾
Uranus: Are you okay??
Jupiter: It's past your bedtime Nep
Uranus: I have a lot to deal right now I'm leaving before Earth Mars and Venus show up and spam chat
Mercury: oh god now they're gonna show up
Earth: I HEAR MY NAMEEE🥳🥳🥳
Earth: I WAS TRYNA SLEEP AND YALL WOKE ME UP🍾🍾
Jupiter: bestie please
Neptune: 👾
Earth: RJREJEMRJRJRDJRR
Venus: shut the fuck up
Mercury: Can't believe I'm agreeing with him but ^^ please
Uranus: whywhywhywhywhy
Mars: Earth bless you for teaching Jupiter internet slang (please let us sleep)
Earth: it's my service 😘😘 (it's giving: I can't sleep cause of y'all y'all never gonna sleep cause of me)
Jupiter: why is it so funny when I say bestie
Earth: bossman whenever you say something you normally wouldn't it's funny 💀
Mercury: Hey guys can I please sleep
Venus: idk can you
Mercury: :/
Mars: I'm gonna cry PLEASE I'm exhausted 🤬🤬🔪
Uranus: I'm wide awake now fuckfuckfuckduck
Venus: duck
Jupiter: penis
Earth: AYO!?!??🤨📸 BOSSMAN WHAT THE FUCK 🤕
Saturn: Lol
Mars: JUPITER IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS 💀📸
Venus: WHAT
Jupiter: Okay seriously though, bed, all of you
Earth: damn ok dad tf
Jupiter: That really awkward moment when you chase Venus and Mars around with a large asteroid then the next day you try finding it and then you realize that it's not there anymore. And you also have to study piles upon piles of homework in your orbit. Really weird right?
Earth: IS HE THREATENING ME??!? 😭
Mars: He's not bluffing either 💀 rip
Venus: LMAOOO
Jupiter: earth tomorrow 🌎✍️📝📝✍️✍️📝✍️✍️📝
Mercury: LOL
Venus: PLEASE 💀💀
Mars: I CANT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
Saturn: Earth you dug that hole yourself :(
Earth: i know 😔 #depresthion
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Solarballs Oneshots || 🚀‼️
Fanfiction- Hello fellow Solarballs fan! This book is about oneshots, scenarios, headcanons, and even some art that is centered around the Solarballs fandom! This isn't a full fledged book, rather one of those oneshots books you see around. 1/29/2024
