A/N: I would like to formally apologize in advance. But hey y'all seem to love this stuff, so enjoy :] hope you all have a nice time of day as always and... little content warning
- ADULT JOKES + SWEARING
Fair reminder, with these specific chapters I will likely not do angst. Maybe some dark topics, sure, but I don't want anyone crying or possibly even getting triggered because of a story about planets in a group chat. We all need some laughs sometimes!
I will never outright write any ships in here directly because everyone will have their own opinions and I don't need a bunch of debates on which ship is better. Feel free to ship what you think is okay (as long as it's not weird)
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Earth: JUPITER PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING BOSSMAN NOOOO
Jupiter has removed 'Earth' from 'hot planetary babes'
Mercury: HUH
Mars: Wait NO ADD HIM BACK
Uranus: What even happened??
Venus: LMAO HE GOT HIMSELF KICKED OUT I CANNOT 💀💀
Jupiter: idk to be honest I think he vanished 🤷♂️ kinda scary...
Mars: JUPITER IT WASNT EVEN ME THIS TIME WHO SENT YOU A PACKAGE OF AEROSOL FACEWASH TO CLEAN YOUR FACE I WOULD NEVER INSULT YOU FOR THE RED SPOT ON UR SURFACE - earth
Mercury: Is he using your phone to type... Ö
Jupiter: Thats not even why I removed him
Saturn: Apparently he was the one who wrote that one thing on the asteroids guys
Uranus: I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. AND YOU GUYS NEVER LISTEN. GOD.
Mars: Okay, sorry Uranus i shouldn't have jumped to conclusions
Mercury: ^^
Venus: earth is having a whole custody battle over trying to get back in the group chat
Mars: He's using my phone
Mars: I CAN SEE YOU LAUGHING JUPITER I KNOW IM FUNNY 💪💪💪🥶🥶 -Earth
Jupiter: I'm tempted to take your phone next
Mars: im sorry 😔😔 for dragging deez nuts across your face 😔😔 I'll do better I swear I will 😔😔 - earth
Venus: please give him more paperwork god please...
Mars: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK FOR OPPUTURNITIES TO CASH IN ON GETTING ME PAPERWORK FUCK OFF 🤬🖕🖕- earth
Saturn: Earth is showing Jupiter "memes" to convince him to let him back in
Uranus: Jupiter dont
Venus: he needs another five minutes
Mars: Jupiter looks like he's caving ngl
Mercury: I swear I can never keep up with this chat
Jupiter has added 'Earth' to 'hot planetary babes'
Earth: YEAYESYES THANK YOU
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Mercury: my head hurts
Venus: NO ONE CARES GO TO BED THEN IT WONT HURT
Mercury: I've tried doing that
Mars: Guys I would love to sleep <3
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Solarballs Oneshots || 🚀‼️
Fanfiction- Hello fellow Solarballs fan! This book is about oneshots, scenarios, headcanons, and even some art that is centered around the Solarballs fandom! This isn't a full fledged book, rather one of those oneshots books you see around. 1/29/2024
